Incorrect Riyria Quotes

Hi there, I'm Kattia and this is the Incorrect Riyria Quotes blog. The Riyria fandom is way smaller than it should be, so I decided to create this blog to create some content with my favorite pair of thieves. Feel free to submit your quotes and have fun!     

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Hadrian: You remind me of the ocean.

Royce: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Hadrian: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

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*buying groceries*

Hadrian: hey do you have any bags?

Royce: the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Hadrian:

Hadrian: a simple no would have sufficed.

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Hadrian: The only time you seem honest is when you’re insulting someone!

Royce: The only honest things I can say to you are insults.

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Royce: Why do people think I'm incapable of doing anything nice?

Hadrian: Experience.

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Hadrian: You hear that?

Royce: I hear YOU. And I wish I didn't.

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Royce: I'm in a bad mood and somebody is going to suffer.

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Hadrian: What are you gonna bring to Christmas dinner?

Royce: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.

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Hadrian: [before meeting Arista] How do I look?

Royce: I don’t care.

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I’m sorry I called you an asshole. I thought you knew.

Hadrian to Royce

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Hadrian : We are so in sync we finish each other’s-

Royce : Hadrian!

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Hadrian: After all your little speeches, you’re nothing but a common thief!

Royce: I am an exceptional thief, Hadrian. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.

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Royce: I like people.

Hadrian: No you don’t.

Royce: I’m trying to like people. It’s just, you know, so hard to weed through the stupid ones.

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Hadrian: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Royce: You’re drinking soda.

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Hadrian: I really don’t feel like going into work today. Well, TGIF at least.

Royce: It’s Tuesday…

Hadrian: Oh, fuck!

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Myron: Royce showed feelings?

Hadrian: A feeling. Seemed like a human one. It’s hard to tell.

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Hadrian: What's your new year’s resolution?

Royce: I think I should be meaner... I was too kind this year.

Hadrian: ... I hope you fail at your resolution... for the greater good.

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Hadrian: So your plan failed?

Royce: It didn’t fail, it was pre-successful.