incorrect Rolling Stones quotes

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Charlie Watts (  Jun 1941 - Aug 2021 )

It’s been years and years and years I’ve been playing the drums, and they’re still a challenge. I still enjoy using drumsticks and a snare drum.

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we miss you already

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Charlie, on Twitter: I’ve been told I’m too negative and hostile towards the Stones. So, to all the Stones out there: if my tweet have offended you, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn’t think you could read 

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goodbye charlie, we miss you already

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Police officer: I have pulled you over because you have four people on a single moped

Charlie: shit

Keith: wait, four?

Mick: oh my god, Ronnie fell off

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Bill: what’s the worst decision you’ve made while you were drunk?

Ronnie: don’t mean to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions

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Keith Richards: I didn’t know our front man was a fUCKING bottom

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Ronnie: *badly hungover* my head hurts

Charlie: that's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity

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Keith: is something burning?

Mick: *leans against the wall with a grin* just my desire for you baby

Keith: Mick, the toaster is on fire

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Officer: are you high?

Keith: no sir, it’s “hi, how are you?”

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Mick: you know, it’s at times like this that I really wish I’d listened to what Charlie told me

Ronnie: why, what did he tell you?

Mick: I don't know, I didn't listen

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Mick: ok, Keith, if I were the last man on earth would you date me?

Keith: if you were the last man, I wouldn't exist

Mick:

Mick: fuck

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Keith: are you flirting with me?

Mick: I'm fucking trying to

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Keith: *opens the door* come in, mate

Mick: oh yeah baby, I'm coming inside

Keith:

Keith: stop saying it that way, it sounds weird

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Mick: I'm upset. you've made me upset, Keith

Keith: baby

Mick: I'm not gonna forgive you just because you called me pet names

Keith: no, I'm calling you a baby. as an insult.

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Ronnie, drunk: y'know, "sleepy" is so much cuter than "tired". Everyone needs to stop saying "tired" and start saying "sleepy"

Charlie: I am so sleepy of your shit.

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Mick: I’m old... 

Ronnie:

Mick: you’re supposed to say ‘you’re not that old’

Ronnie: but you are old

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Ronnie: ah, numbers! the letters of maths

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Mick: good morning

Brian: good morning

Keith: you all soung like robots. ‘good morning, good morning’

Keith: spice it up a bit

Keith: hey motherfuckers