Jack: What would you do if you woke up as a donut?
Merida: That's one of my biggest fears.
Merida: If I ever, like, woke up as a donut...
Jack: You would eat yourself?
Merida: I wouldn't even question it.

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Jack: What would you do if you woke up as a donut?
Merida: That's one of my biggest fears.
Merida: If I ever, like, woke up as a donut...
Jack: You would eat yourself?
Merida: I wouldn't even question it.
Hiccup: How do I find out if someone is interested in me? Great question.
Hiccup:
Hiccup: I usually just assume that they’re not.
Jack: I have bad and good news for you. Which one do you want to hear first?
North: The good news.
Jack: The airbags in your sled work perfectly.
Rapunzel: You have no idea what I'm capable of.
Pitch: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.
Bunnymund: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
Merida: That's a genius move.
Bunnymund: Thank you.
Merida: You're welcome, Lester.
Jack: Truth or dare.
Merida: Truth.
Hiccup: How many hours have you slept this week?
Merida: Dare.
Rapunzel: I dare you to go to sleep.
Merida: I don't like this game.
Hiccup: Okay, who drew a picture of a butt in my notebook?
Jack: They're boobs.
Jack: And I don't know.
Exorcist: I will now exorcise this room and rid it of all evil demons and spirits.
Rapunzel: No! Please! Merida’s like family to us!
Merida: *bursts into Hiccup's house riding a quad bike*
Merida: Good news, Hic. I spent all my money!
Hiccup: Merida, you can't just bring that in here!
Merida: Yes, I can. It's all-terrain, dummy!
Never apologize for your giant dragons getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of scales then that's how I go.
Hiccup, probably
Pitch: I'm a master of manipulation. I can reach into a man's soul and unravel it with one tug.
Jack: Cool, hit me.
Pitch:
Pitch: You're skinny.
Jack:
Jack: So are you.
Pitch: I'LL KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A-
Rapunzel: How do you spell your name?
Merida: It’s M as in Merida, E as in Erida, R as is Rerida, I as in Irida, D as in Derida, and A as in ‘Allo there, mate!
Jack: *choo!*
Hiccup: Ha! Jack sneezes like a girl.
Jack: How 'bout I pound you like a boy?!
Hiccup:
Jack:
Jack: That didn't come out right.
Hiccup: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Merida: I’ve been zoned out for the past two hours.
Rapunzel: I got distracted halfway through.
Jack: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Flynn: A whiskey for me, and uh... a capri sun for this fella here.
Jack: Flynn, I'm 300 years old.
Jack: I can order my own damn capri sun.
Merida: Tell him off, Punzie! Assert yourself!
Rapunzel: That’s my ice cream!
Merida: Great, now let him have it!
Rapunzel: You can have it!
Hiccup: Okay, now I see the part of Odin in you.
Nicholas St. North: You do?
Hiccup: [Looking at Jack] Yeah, your complete lack of paternal instincts.