Incorrect RotbtD Quotes

Go for it.

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Jack: What would you do if you woke up as a donut?

Merida: That's one of my biggest fears.

Merida: If I ever, like, woke up as a donut...

Jack: You would eat yourself?

Merida: I wouldn't even question it.

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Hiccup: How do I find out if someone is interested in me? Great question.

Hiccup: 

Hiccup: I usually just assume that they’re not. 

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Jack: I have bad and good news for you. Which one do you want to hear first? 

North: The good news. 

Jack: The airbags in your sled work perfectly. 

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Rapunzel: You have no idea what I'm capable of.

Pitch: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

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Bunnymund: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

Merida: That's a genius move.

Bunnymund: Thank you.

Merida: You're welcome, Lester.

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Jack: Truth or dare.

Merida: Truth.

Hiccup: How many hours have you slept this week?

Merida: Dare.

Rapunzel: I dare you to go to sleep.

Merida: I don't like this game.

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Hiccup: Okay, who drew a picture of a butt in my notebook?

Jack: They're boobs.

Jack: And I don't know.

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Exorcist: I will now exorcise this room and rid it of all evil demons and spirits. 

Rapunzel: No! Please! Merida’s like family to us!

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Merida: *bursts into Hiccup's house riding a quad bike*

Merida: Good news, Hic. I spent all my money!

Hiccup: Merida, you can't just bring that in here!

Merida: Yes, I can. It's all-terrain, dummy!

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Never apologize for your giant dragons getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of scales then that's how I go.

Hiccup, probably

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Pitch: I'm a master of manipulation. I can reach into a man's soul and unravel it with one tug.

Jack: Cool, hit me.

Pitch:

Pitch: You're skinny.

Jack:

Jack: So are you.

Pitch: I'LL KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A-

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Rapunzel: How do you spell your name?

Merida: It’s M as in Merida, E as in Erida, R as is Rerida, I as in Irida, D as in Derida, and A as in ‘Allo there, mate!

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Jack: *choo!*

Hiccup: Ha! Jack sneezes like a girl.

Jack: How 'bout I pound you like a boy?!

Hiccup:

Jack:

Jack: That didn't come out right.

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Hiccup: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Merida: I’ve been zoned out for the past two hours.

Rapunzel: I got distracted halfway through.

Jack: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Flynn: A whiskey for me, and uh... a capri sun for this fella here.

Jack: Flynn, I'm 300 years old.

Jack: I can order my own damn capri sun.

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Merida: Tell him off, Punzie! Assert yourself!

Rapunzel: That’s my ice cream!

Merida: Great, now let him have it!

Rapunzel: You can have it!

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Hiccup: Okay, now I see the part of Odin in you.

Nicholas St. North: You do?

Hiccup: [Looking at Jack] Yeah, your complete lack of paternal instincts.