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The Stonewall Inn
EXPECTATIONS
$LAYYYTER
todays bird
Claire Keane
occasionally subtle
oozey mess
tannertan36
YOU ARE THE REASON
Xuebing Du
Noah Kahan
roma★
hello vonnie
Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Doug Jones
seen from United States
seen from India
seen from China
seen from Germany
seen from China
seen from Italy
seen from Brazil
seen from China
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seen from Malaysia
seen from Brazil
seen from France
seen from Switzerland
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
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seen from United States
@incorrectsam
*playing Scrabble*
Michael: I will put my “A” down to make “A”.
Raphael: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”.
Uriel: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”.
Gabriel: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”.
Uriel: *flips the board*
God: Ah, yes. I love all of my horsemen equally- War, Pestilence, Death and uhhh *looks at smudged writing on hand* ...Salmon
Michael: Hey, let's do 'Get Help'.
Satan: What?
Michael: 'Get Help'.
Satan: No.
Michael: Come on. You love it.
Satan: I hate it.
Michael: It's great. It works every time.
Satan: It's humiliating.
Michael: Do you have a better plan?
Satan: No.
Michael: We're doing it.
Satan: We are not doing 'Get Help'.
[Michael carries Satan out of the elevator in front of the angels]
Michael: Get help! Please! My brother is dying! Get help! Help him!
Natalie: Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?
Zadkiel: It varies from moment to moment.
michael: hey everybody today my brother pushed me so i’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. benefits of killing him would be i would get pushed way less
Michael: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind.
Gabriel: I once saw you punch a girl scout because she didn't have any thin mints.
Michael: Exactly. That was my battle. So be kind
LOVVVVV UUUU
And then Anthea ran into my knife. She ran into my knife teeeeen times.
Zadkiel (source: chicago)
Wow! Thank you for 1000 Followers!!!
Satan: We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!
Natalie: Nnnnope. Don't remember. Didn't happen.
Blog Updates
+ Submission guidelines updated
+ Theme colors muted to lessen eye strain (those bright oranges...what was I thinking?”
+ Mod page updated
New memory who dis?
Natalie McAllister
helo i am smol birb and i love you
Thank u!!!! I love u more!
Zadkiel: I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb kids until I got a dumb kid myself
Zadkiel: I've only known Yup for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
natalie: you tricked me!
jericho: i deceived you, natalie.
jericho: "tricked" makes it sound like we still have a playful relationship.
Michael: You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the demons, not join them. You were to bring balance to the heavens, not leave it in darkness.
Satan: I HATE YOU!
Michael: You were my brother, Lucifer. I loved you.
