seymour said gay rights

yea i'm unironic sandsverse fandom... keep scrolling

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just remembered this blog exists. i may not be who i was in 2019 anymore but unironic fandom sandsverse ppl are still so strong yall keep doing what youre doing

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just remembered this blog exists. i may not be who i was in 2019 anymore but unironic fandom sandsverse ppl are still so strong yall keep doing what youre doing

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morbitum: Wat do U want to eat

lent!elmer: The souls of the innocent.

elmer: A Bagel

lent!elmer: No.

elmer: Two Bagels

lent!elmer: No!

[incorrectsandsverse]

elmer: OK I Get It Im Not Nice To Look At

seymour: Or Listen To

horace: Or Be With

[incorrectsandsverse]

For all your not-large Sandsverse needs head on over to @incorrectmortalsandsversequotes

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sands vernacular

chart ? im dummy ok

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Mind posting a SSV chart?

a wot. i haven't touched this blog in a while but sands still makes me go feral so i'm definitely answering this but. Chart ?

[incorrectsandsverse]

i had to make this picture or i would die

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fun fact: back when i had a gf i for some reason felt the need to tell my friend whenever we fucked. i did so by sending them a sandsverse screenshot with the majority of the post edited out so elmer simply said “I Fuck My Wife”

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i had to scroll miles through my camera roll but this. this is the combination of images i would send them

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fun fact: back when i had a gf i for some reason felt the need to tell my friend whenever we fucked. i did so by sending them a sandsverse screenshot with the majority of the post edited out so elmer simply said "I Fuck My Wife"

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Elmer Told Me Santas Not Real. Well Jokes On Him Because Im At The Mall Right Now And Guess Whos Fucking Here

-horace

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photoshopped a proboscis monkey's head onto a buff man's body because my friend told me elmer's not buff and i wanted to prove them wrong. i would post it however im 99% sure the tumblr filter would probably freak out over it. buff elmer cannot be seen by mortal eyes i guess

[incorrectsandsverse]

closed my eyes and envisioned spongebob as a merchant. never closing my eyes again

[chunk-your-guts]

I Have Already Killed And CHUNKED Burger Sponge 100 Soo….. YOUR WALCOME And Fuck You

[incorrectsandsverse]

tumblr user chunk your guts. you're a national hero.

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me sending sandsvendor100 asks: read me seymour. read me all night long. you can do it. read me seymour.

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seymour: OK Repeat After Me

seymour: Elvis Presley Had Sex Appeal

horace: Elvis Presley Had Sessss mmmhhjhhh

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Im The Best Driver I Back Up All The Time And It Takes Great Effort To Not To Swerve And Oh No

-elmer

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closed my eyes and envisioned spongebob as a merchant. never closing my eyes again