Incorrect SasuSaku Quotes

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Welcome to social networks, Papasuke... You're doing it wrong.

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Naruto: Don't worry. Sakura-chan likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.

Sasuke: She thinks it's fancy?

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The best whishes for you! ( ◕/ω/◕ )❀

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Sasuke: You remind me of the babe.

Sakura: What babe?

Sasuke: The babe with the power.

Sakura: What power?

Sasuke: The power of voodoo.

Sakura: Who do?

Sasuke: You do.

Sakura: Do what?

Sasuke: Remind me of the babe...

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Merry Christmas you guys!  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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Sakura: Merry Christmas…

Sasuke: … and a Happy Go-To-Hell.

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Sakura: You're a crazy person… or a liar, or both!

Sasuke: I prefer “dashing rapscallion”.

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Sakura: When I'm with you, Sasuke-kun, my chest hurts.

Naruto: [shocked] EHHHH?! A confession?!

Sasuke: …Shouldn't you go to the nurse's office?

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700 followers already! Thank you guys! ＼（＾∀＾）／ xoxo

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Sasuke: What are you imagining? Your expression is filthy.

Sakura: Strangling you. Bare hands.

Sasuke: So that’s your kink.

Sakura: Only where you’re concerned.

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Damn autocorrect! 

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Now you’re asking me why I love you, Sakura? I fell in love with you because you loved me when I couldn't love myself.

Sasuke Uchiha.  │ Part 1

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THE ARSONIST’S GAME

Sasuke and Sakura have been dating for the last five years, ever since they both completed the Chunin Exams at age 14.  While initially shocking to their friends, the two were quite adamant about seeing each other. While their relationship was mostly serious, there were some lighthearted moments, as well as a lot of banter.

Through many trials and tribulations, the two managed to remain strongly linked to each other, and became the first to be engaged within their peer group. To many, the news was much overdue…however, Sasuke was not very excited to tell his parents…

Things are very volatile in the Uchiha clan, and news of their engagement could not come at a worse time.

The Arsonist’s Game is an ongoing collab fan-manga project.

We are open to in character questions and questions about the manga itself!

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Based on this post by @incorrectsasusakuquotes.

Art by @kingofthesharingan

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Look at this guys! (≧◡≦) 

 Thank you @themastersofdisasters and @kingofthesharingan for this!  

 (づ ᴖ ɜ ᴖ)づ

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Sakura: We don't love pink.

Sasuke: You love pink.

Sakura: No, pink loves me.

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Sasuke: It's okay for Sakura Haruno to be upset.

Sakura: I'm not upset!

[crack!]

Sasuke: …You just broke your phone.

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Sasuke: Sakura?

Sakura: Huh?

Sasuke: Can I keep you?

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You're asking me how I know that I love you, Sasuke-kun? Well, it's because you know you really love someone when you can't hate him for breaking your heart.

Sakura Haruno. │ Part 2