Incorrect Shadowhunters Stuff

Things that the Shadow world characters absolutely said at some point.

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Jace: Were you even listening to me?

Alec: No

Jace: Why not?

Alec: Cause I don't speak idiot

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Jace: If Simon and I were drowning, who would you save?

Alec: You morons can't even swim?

Simon: It's a hypothetical question, who would you save?

Alec: My time and effort

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Alec: I'm ambidextrous

Jace: And I support you no matter who you choose to love

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Izzy: Why is Jace carrying around a potted plant?

Alec: He asked too many stupid questions today so I'm making him carry that to make up for all the oxygen he wasted

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(game night)

Alec: *grabs Simon by the arm*

Alright everyone, partner up!

Alec: *whispering*

If we lose, you're out of my will

Simon: I was in your will?!

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Alec: Small animals are evidently more vicious, they have less space for their anger and rage to be bottled up

Simon: That's ridiculous, name one animal-

Magnus: Wasps

Izzy: Chihuahuas

Jace: Clary

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Jace: Alec, are you talking to yourself?

Alec: Yes.

Alec: It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation in this house

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Jace: It's times like this that I wish I had listened to what Alec told me

Clary: Why, what did he tell you?

Jace: I don't know, I wasn't listening

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Alec: *points to an object* dis a bag

Alec: *points to another object* dis a table

Alec: *points to himself* dis-a-ppointment

Everyone: aLEC NO!

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Alec's phone: Please make a password

Alec: Uhh, Magnus Bane

Alec's phone: Too weak

Alec, whipping out his bow: SAY THAT TO MY FACE!

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Jace: Gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab your eyes out, I can make mittens

Clary: Sorry what was that middle part, again?

Jace: I can make a hat?

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Alec: *taps pen*

Magnus: *taps pen back*

Izzy: *taps pen as well*

Jace: Stop it

Magnus: Stop what?

Jace: I know you're talking about me in Morse code

Izzy: Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited time we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so that we could talk about you in front of you

Alec, later, to Simon: That's exactly what we did

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Magnus: So in conclusion I've been alive for centuries never been married except to my beautiful Alexander here who just became my husband. My husband!

Alec: Magnus, the waitress just asked if you want sparkling or bubbly water

Magnus: YOU'RE MY HUSBAND, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!

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Clary: Guess what I am about to get

Alec: On my nerves

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Magnus: *saunters in wearing a parrot green crop top and glitter striped pants*

Alec: Magnus you can't wear that-

Magnus: *gasps* How dare you?! I never thought my own husband would impose such restrictions-

Alec: We're going to a funeral Magnus

Magnus: So? The people will have something better to see than a dead body ;)

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Jace: *holding his newborn daughter*

She's so beautiful!

Doctor: We're going to have to give her some shots

Jace: Oh hell yeah! Pour up, it's her fucking BIRTHDAY

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Alec: Hey are you getting bored?

Clary: Yeah, this lecture on the beginning of Shadowhunters is killing me!

Alec: Great, that's the plan