the thea sisters WALKED so malec could RUN

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the thea sisters WALKED so malec could RUN
the fact that jace herondale packed condoms for the trip to the realm of demons still sets me off
Alec: Small animals are evidently more vicious, they have less space for their anger and rage to be bottled up
Simon: That's ridiculous, name one animal-
Magnus: Wasps
Izzy: Chihuahuas
Jace: Clary
Book!Jace: tortured, dangerously self-sacrificing, dripping with sarcasm and good looks, loves with his full being, Hamlet-esque.
MalecFanfiction!Jace: dude bro supreme ™
[Alec's phone rings. He puts it on Speaker]
Alec: Alec Lightwood. Hello.
Magnus: Hi baby. It's Magnus.
[Isabelle, Simon and Jace all look up, alarmed to hear a Man's voice]
Alec: [embarrassed] All right.
Magnus: Are you coming round tonight?
Alec: I can't I'm going up Takis with the lads.
Magnus: Oh come round first. We'll have a bit of time together.
Alec: All right.
Magnus: Have some fun.
Alec: Yep. Okay.
Magnus: Are you going to bring the toys again?
[Alec embarrased, hurriedly picks the phone up]
Alec: Erm, Yeah... okay... yeah... look forward to... doing it to you too. All right, bye.
[Alec puts the phone down. There is a stunned silence]
Jace: The Toys?
Alec: Shut up.
Simon: What are the toys? Is it Buckaroo? It's not Boggle is it?
Alec: Shut up.
Jace: If it's Kerplunk I'm coming round.
Alec: It was a private phone call, so...
Isabelle: Well, don't put it on speakerphone then Alec.
Simon: Is it Hungry Hippos?
Alec: FUCK OFF SIMON!
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Isaiah Mustafa + his love for Matt