Jun 23, 2019
Alec's phone: Please make a password
Alec: Uhh, Magnus Bane
Alec's phone: Too weak
Alec, whipping out his bow: SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
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Alec's phone: Please make a password
Alec: Uhh, Magnus Bane
Alec's phone: Too weak
Alec, whipping out his bow: SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
Magnus: So in conclusion I've been alive for centuries never been married except to my beautiful Alexander here who just became my husband. My husband!
Alec: Magnus, the waitress just asked if you want sparkling or bubbly water
Magnus: YOU'RE MY HUSBAND, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!
Magnus: Take away my memories of Alec
Jem: *shows him all his memories with Alec*
Jem: You see that? DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO FORGET THAT ANGEL OF A MAN, YOU HEAR ME?! NOW GO FIGURE OUT WHO THE FUCK MADE HIM BREAK UP WITH YOU!
Alec: Hey Magn- are you crying?
Magnus: Oh it's nothing, I've been cutting onions
Alec: I know you don't cook, what is it really?
Magnus: Okay fine I stabbed my foot against the table and it hurts
Alec: Magnus, it's me
Magnus: *sobs* THIS CAT I FOUND OUTSIDE REFUSED TO ACCEPT THE MILK I OFFERED. I WAS REJECTED BY A CAT. A CAT, ALEXANDER!
Alec: The whole world is garbage and every single person is set out to make my life miserable.
Simon: What happened to him?
Izzy: He hasn't had his daily dose of Magnus yet
Asmodeus: Magnus will get his magic back when you to break up
Alec: Okay
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Asmodeus: What- you two were supposed to break up!
Alec: We did. And then we got married
Asmodeus:
Magnus: SUCK IT FATHER!
Alec: *taps pen*
Magnus: *taps pen back*
Izzy: *taps pen as well*
Jace: Stop it
Magnus: Stop what?
Jace: I know you're talking about me in Morse code
Izzy: Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited time we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so that we could talk about you in front of you
Alec, later, to Simon: That's exactly what we did
Magnus: Hello father, what have you been up to?
Asmodeus: Stalking you and your tall Shadowhunter. Currently he's doodling Lightwood-Bane on official reports, if I don't get the wedding invite I'll fill the Institute with your baby pictures.
Magnus: ...