Incorrect silent witness quotes

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Jack: *screams*

Clarissa: *screams louder*

Simone: Should we do something?!

Nikki, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Jack: hey, are you like... seeing anyone?

Nikki, blushing: no, why?

Jack: i feel like you'd benefit from a therapist or something

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Nikki: "Oh god, honey, you're losing a lot of blood. What's your type?!"

Jack, slurring: "You. you're perfect,"

Nikki, cooing: "aww thanks babe"

Simone: "aww, you two are too cute... Wait! Stop! We need to focus!"

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Simone: the recipe says beat two eggs

Jack: in what? Hand to hand combat?

Simone: must be?

Nikki: get out of the kitchen immediately.

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Simone: Hey Jack, could you give some dating advice?

Jack: Just because I'm with Nikki doesn't mean I know how it happened

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Jack: I have never been so insulted!

Simone: You don’t listen much, do you?

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Nikki: *gets a papercut*

Jack: Hasn’t she been through enough?

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Nikki: I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

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Nikki: I don't chase men, but if he’s over 6 feet tall, has an obsession with boxing, smirks at any given opportunity and likes to provoke people because he thinks it’s fun to banter with people that way, I might jog a little.

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Simone: Why are your tongues purple?

Jack: I had a red slurpee

Nikki: I had a blue one

Clarissa: Oh

Clarissa:

Clarissa: OH

Simone:

Simone: You drank each other’s slurpees?

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Simone, reading a case file: Presumably due to the low athlete count, participants could join some competitions at any time, even from off the streets.

Jack: I’d hop in to do whatever they wanted me to do! Basketball, javelin toss, pole vaulting would be really funny ‘cause there’s a possibility the pole would break and I’d snap my neck.

Nikki: That’s…. a plus to you?

Jack: Can you think of a better way to go out?

Nikki: Living until you’re old.

Jack: Eh, overrated.

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Simone: I need all of your undivided attention!

Jack: [whispering] you couldn’t handle all of my undivided attention

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Jack, bursting into the room: IT'S MISSING

Nikki, turned away: what's missing?

Jack: t-the THING!

Nikki, turning to face him, their baby in her arms: what thing?

Jack, sighing with relief: oh there it is

Nikki: wh- you meant our CHILD?

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Clarissa: I really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none.

Thomas: you were just in the lab with Jack, weren't you

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Simone: you do realise how insane this is, right?

Nikki: yes.

Jack: well, you call it insane, we call it tuesday.

Nikki: it’s thursday

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*Clarissa waltzes back into the Lyell as a witness*

Nikki:

Jack:

Simone:

Clarissa: back by popular demand, ME !

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Jack: My friend, Clarissa, likes to check in every so often and make sure I’m doing okay

Jack: And if I am she tries to fuck everything up