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[Imane and Lucas making dinner for their men]

Imane: okay let's roast the turkey

Lucas, to the turkey: the only time you ever got laid was the day you were born lmao nerd

Imane: th-that's not what–

Imane: never mind...

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Yann: what did I tell you about batting your eyelashes at me

Lucas, pouting: it only works on Eliott...

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Eliott, drunk at a party: Fight me!

Lucas: *standing behind Eliott and glaring at the guy being threatened by his boyfriend*

Lucas, narrowing his eyes and mouthing: Do. Not.

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Eliott: *slides a piece of paper across the table while the gang is talking*

Le gang: *fall silent*

Lucas: *reads it*

The piece of paper: Do you like me? Choose an option yes or no

Lucas: *circles yes and slides it back*

Eliott: *blushes*

Le gang:

Le gang: when will you two stop doing this!? you live together!

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Eliott, struggling to take everyone's bags out of the van: Baby, can you do something for me?

Lucas: I would do anything for you

Eliott: Take your bags?

Lucas: That's too far... I can watch you though

Lucas, watching Eliott bend over: That angle is perfect

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Basile: Getting all my boys mood rings so I know when my homies need a hug.

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Eliott: making my way downtown

Eliott: walking fast–

Eliott, slowing down: walking a little bit slower so my steps can match Lucas's because he's short.

Lucas, running to catch up and completely out of breath: E-Eliott!

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Lucas: Is Imane still in there making her 'disappointed with the world' face?

Idriss: Lucas, you've known her for years. Just call it her face.

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Eliott, panicked: has anyone seen my boyfriend?

Stranger: what does he look like?

Eliott, tearing up: So, so beautiful

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Daphné: don't you even yearn for personal contact?

Emma: i don't even want to be having this conversation right now.

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Lucas: *walks into his and Eliott's bedroom at the farm*

Lucas:

Lucas: Eliott... WHAT THE FUCK?

Eliott, slamming the closet door: I can explain!

Lucas: Yes. Do explain why there are bunnies and chickens in our closet!

Eliott: Baby... We have to protect them–

Eliott, tearing up: I couldn't protect Fifi...

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Therapist: I think you have PTSD.

Lucas: Yeah, I have PTSD. Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick.

Therapist: We also need to talk about your use of sarcasm as a coping mechanism.

Lucas: I don't think you understand how clever what I just said was.

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Lucas: i love having thick thighs, they make good hand warmers.

Eliott: can i use them as ear warmers?

Lucas: what do you mean?

Eliott: never mind...

[one week later, Lucas jolting awake at 4 in the morning]

Lucas, sweating: WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE–

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Eliott: What are you doing baby?

Lucas, on the verge of tears: Making a playlist

Eliott, reading the playlist title 'party songs for my funeral':

Eliott: What did you do this time?

Lucas, recalling the detention incident:

Lucas: Nothing, I just like to prepare ahead of time

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Alexia: Only geniuses are able to say these four words quickly: Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed.

Daphné: No one's gonna fall for that–

Basile: IAMSTUP–

Daphné, covering Baz's lips with her hand: Basile, no.