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EXPECT: Dubcon, omorashi, sneeze, sub bias, somnophilia, & more. Both art & writing.
Either x GN!reader or canon x canon ships. Gonna be exploring all kinds of kinks and quirks so I'll be sure to put them in my tags just in case you're not comfortable!
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thinking about gra/ce yet again. have my headcanons i need to yap
ive already mentioned i think she doesn't have full on fits but usually sneezes like four or five times. just enough to embarrass herself.
sniffly buildups. she won't inhale through her mouth unless she's Desperate because she doesn't wanna be loud
sneezes are either average loudness (but bend her at the waist) or like. those little "choo" stifles. yall know the ones.
covers the bottom half of her face with her clipboard if she's talking to someone. otherwise it's the back of her wrist
those of you who havent seen r/equiem her cubicle is Messy btw. so much potential there. late nights trying to find that one report that's due before tomorrow morning but then she's spending three minutes waiting on the sneezes she can feel coming
photic sneezes photic sneezes
more spicy ones but not really
aforementioned honeymoon rhinitis. probably the exception to how many times she sneezes
i dont hc her w the kink but she would absolutely indulge
shed be so nervous about it too. half stuttering through a buildup and then giggling after about how she doesn't know what she's doing
would induce herself around her partner with a nearby lamp without warning and think it's hilarious
DELICIOUS!! this is amazing. you capture her character sooooo weeellllll 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
I am so flipping happy rn, u have no idea how much i've been fed ( ˶ ❛ ꁞ ❛ ˶ )
I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING BTW!!!!!
ok now lemme cont
covers the bottom half of her face with her clipboard if she's talking to someone. otherwise it's the back of her wrist
YES. YES. behind the CLIPBOARD is so cute yessssss yes yes yes yes that's so her!!! back of her wrist too hehehehe
those of you who havent seen r/equiem her cubicle is Messy btw. so much potential there. late nights trying to find that one report that's due before tomorrow morning but then she's spending three minutes waiting on the sneezes she can feel coming
OH MY GOSh???? YES HER CUBICLE!! that's peak observation and great use of environment im sorry i just had to admire that. oh to be her nearest seatmate ❤️🩹❤️🩹🥀
photic sneezes photic sneezes
Holy,,, yes. yes. she's sensitive like that <3
i dont hc her w the kink but she would absolutely indulge
would induce herself around her partner with a nearby lamp without warning and think it's hilarious
she is so cute 😭😭 def would indulge and catch her partner by surprise cuz she's SILLY ❤️🩹❤️🩹 imagine her giggles brah
i loved reading the whole thing — i just kept going "oh yes" "she'd totally do that" "lore accurate" "YEAHHHH"
now i wish we had a scene of her sneezing like even a crumb of it
Summary: Reader and Adrian keep meeting at Chris' orgies, but neither of them are having sex. Just chatting...while naked.
A/N: This one was so silly to write but I loved it! Thank you @vigilantexreader for the beta read!
Masterlist
The first time they met, neither of them were wearing any clothes.
But in their defense, neither was anyone else.
Adrian had finally secured an invite to one of Chris’ orgies after promising he wouldn’t be weird about it if Chris went off with someone who wasn’t Adrian. Chris even encouraged Adrian to find someone to hook up with, but Adrian was having a much better time just watching.
But not in a weird perverted way, at least he’d deny that. He just liked counting how many moles one girl had and seeing how other people carried themselves. It was interesting to see when people were chatting how long it took them to glance at the other person’s genitals. The longest he saw someone go was two minutes and the shortest he had seen was five seconds.
It was really fascinating to Adrian how people acted so differently with no clothes.
He almost wished he had his Vigilante notebook to take some notes. There were some interesting social activities occurring that Adrian couldn’t wait to google about later at the library.
He also found himself digging through the bowl of car keys to look at (and judge) everyone’s keychains, since no one was paying any attention to him. His favorite was someone who had a little duck on their keys, with the runner up being a keychain that was also a squishy fidget toy. Although Adrian had a hard time believing that someone could fit the toy in their pocket, kind of making it an unreasonable key chain.
“What are you looking at?” A woman’s voice comes from behind him. He turned around to see another fully nude partygoer, but where he expected her to be upset or mad at him for digging through other peoples property she looked…intrigued. Like she was more curious about the keys than the fact he was probably breaking social norms (but he thought it was dumb that there was even a way to break social norms at an orgy).
“I was comparing everyone’s keychains,” he said slowly. He watched her with careful eyes as she joined him, bare shoulders pressed lightly together as she dug through the keys with him. Holding a few up to get a closer look at them, it made something stir in Adrian’s stomach as a smile played on his lips.
“Most of these are pretty lame,” she said holding up a set of keys with no key chain and Adrian nodded. There were, unfortunately, way too many keys without a keychain. Adrian wasn’t even sure how people were even going to find their keys to begin with once the night was over.
“Only like eight of them have keychains and of that eight only like three are cool,” he agreed, watching her expression, almost waiting for her to give up and walk away, but she nodded as she pursed her lips looking over the keys.
“The one with the Chococat keychain is pretty cool,” she said and Adrian smiled, bumping her shoulder again in a surprising amount of confidence. Normally a girl would not last this long talking to Adrian, let alone talking to him while also naked.
“I agree! If I were to rank all these it would probably be these or the ones with the rubber duck, but I love Chococat, he’s one of the most underrated Sanrio characters by far,” he said matter of factly. She looked at him, and Adrian couldn't help the smile on his own face.
“Oh, he’s great! Do you play Hello Kitty Island Adventure?” she asked, turning to him with a huge smile.
“Of course! I have it on my switch, I’ve gotten almost all the Gudatama pictures!” Adrian said proudly, putting his hands on his hip as she laughed.
“That’s pretty impressive, I feel like an idiot I just got the beanstalk to grow in the meadow,” she said, and Adrian shook his head.
“No, I feel like there’s so many hidden things in that game and people just write it off because it’s Hello Kitty, it’s a very serious game,” he argued, and she nodded.
“I agree, it’s got a lot of layers to it,” she said and Adrian watched her pull out the keys with the rubber duck, smiling wide. “Well, I have to get going, but maybe I’ll see you at the next one of these?”
“Yeah, yeah for sure!” he stuttered, already trying to make a plan on how to get Chris to let him come to the next orgy. There was already a part of Adrian trying to figure out what to say to her next time to keep her talking for longer.
“Oh wait! I’m Adrian by the way!” he said, catching her hand before she could get too far from him. She smiled and whispered her name as she slipped out of his grasp. His lips twitched as he repeated the name with a smile.
Luckily, his behavior didn’t seem to cause too much distress because Chris just shrugged, and since he didn’t get any complaints about Adrian being weird he told him the next one would be in a couple of weeks.
He had spent the whole two weeks trying to decide what to do. He ramped up his infrequent self care up to every morning and night, utilizing lotion, leave-in conditioner, and pimple patches in the same way he assumed middle school girls did. He even tried some of those cooling eye patches for his under eyes but all that did was make his eyes feel wet.
Once the day rolled around, Adrian took probably the longest shower of his life and showed up at Chris’ almost a full hour early.
“Just don’t be weird as people are walking in, okay dude?” Chris said, and Adrian nodded, pursing his lips.
“Got it, don’t be weird! Just sit on the couch naked as people walk in!” he said with a loose smile, and Chris frowned.
“Jesus Christ,” Chris muttered as he got up. Normally Adrian would pout at the fact Chris was leaving him to talk to someone else, but right now he just couldn’t wait for her to stroll through the door and if he was talking to Chris then he could possibly miss her.
And that was the very last thing he wanted.
Luckily he didn’t have to wait long because shortly after the start time she came strolling in. Adrian immediately stood up, but kept his mouth shut as he watched her head to the guest room to get undressed.
It was in that less than five minutes between her getting undressed and finding Adrian that he thought he was going to be sick. He suddenly felt like a creeper, even if they did agree to talk to each other at the next orgy that didn’t necessarily mean this one. For all he knew she was a regular at all the local orgies and meant it more as a “I’ll see you when I see you” and not as a “See you in two weeks!”
“Hey, Adrian,” she said and Adrian jumped as he turned around to find her already naked and smiling at him. He smiled as he took in her expression, she looked genuinely happy to see him.
“Hey, you’re back!” he said quickly, laughing nervously. She tilted her head and giggled slightly, looking strangely bashful in the middle of the orgy.
“So, what are you planning on doing this time?” she asked. “I’m pretty sure it’s going to be the same key situation,” she said, and Adrian took a moment to realize that she wasn’t making fun of him, she wasn’t joking, she genuinely was interested in what his plan was for the orgy.
“Oh, I hadn’t really thought that far ahead. I was probably going to look at people’s clothing choices, try to match clothes to people,” Adrian said pointing towards the guest room, and she pursed her lips before nodding and leading them towards the room. Adrian followed behind her happily like a lost duckling.
They both had the decency to not pick up the clothes and actually rummage through them but most were folded up nice and sat on various furniture in the old room, giving the two plenty to look at.
“Can I guess which is yours?” she asked him, looking over her shoulder at Adrian who was standing in the doorway.
“Sure, but I seriously doubt you’ll-”
“This suburban dad chic polo,” she interrupted, pointing at Adrian's teal shirt that was sitting folded on the edge of the bed. He felt his face heat up at the immediate call out.
“What! How did you know that?” he asked, walking over to inspect his shirt thinking maybe his name was on the tag or something, but he couldn’t find anything that gave him away.
“I don’t know, I think it’s the glasses. This fit just makes sense to me. Suburban dad chic for a suburban chic guy,” she said with a smirk.
“I don’t dress suburban chic!” he defended, and she moved to hold up his shirt against her naked body. Adrian fought every single dirty thought crossing his mind, it wouldn’t be completely weird to pop a boner at an orgy, but something about popping one in this moment worried Adrian. “Okay, maybe a little bit like a suburban dad.”
She laughed, clenching his shirt, and Adrian shuffled his body slightly, hoping she didn’t notice the change in his body.
“Well, lucky you, I think suburban dad chic is hot,” she said, folding his shirt back up and he already decided he was never washing that shirt again. He wanted her fingerprints on his clothes forever.
“Really?”
“Yeah, your Dahmer glasses really do it for me,” she teased gently and Adrian frowned.
“Wait, are you being sarcastic?” he said, shuffling and looking away slightly waiting for the sting of rejection, maybe he had been reading too much into their first interaction.
“Surprisingly no, somehow you really make the look work,” she said gesturing to Adrian and he subconsciously tensed his body under her gaze. “I mean look at you, sure you’re wirier but you’re sculpted by the Greeks.”
Adrian was focused on the way her eyes flickered all over his body, taking in every scar, every freckle, every hair. He had never felt so exposed, but the way she was looking…it didn’t feel like it was a bad exposure, it felt…hot.
He couldn’t help himself, imagining her hands where her eyes were. How warm they would be across his body, the pressure, the feeling of it even in his imagination was intoxicating.
A little too intoxicating.
It’s followed by a smirk, her looking at him through her eyelashes and his quick look down.
He had a boner and since he was naked, there was absolutely no adjusting to save himself. He knew that she had noticed by the glint in her eyes.
“I HAVE TO GO TAKE CARE OF THIS BYE!” he yelled, snapping them both out of the moment as he ran out of the room and practically throwing himself into the bathroom.
When he came back out, he was satisfied with the fact that he was now boner-less and confident she wouldn't think he was a total pervert for having a boner in the middle of their conversation. Adrian was however significantly less satisfied that now coming out of the bathroom he couldn’t find her anywhere. He knew she had left when he didn't see her keys anymore.
He felt deflated, almost defeated. He ruined whatever the two had before it could even get started. All because of his stupid body.
He spent the next week begging and performing way too many favors for Chris to secure another invite. One more orgy to prove that he could be normal with her and maybe even score her number. So he was determined to try at least one more time. But Chris was hesitant, claiming that Adrian “jacking it” in his bathroom was weird, especially at an orgy. Adrian disagreed, but he still had to do favors in order to be invited again.
Really gross favors.
Adrian didn’t even do his own laundry (outside of his Vigilante stuff) so it didn’t take him long for him to get sick of cleaning Chris’ clothes.
Some of those stains, even Adrian didn’t want to talk to Chris about it.
But he powered through it, did every chore asked and then some and Chris finally let Adrian come to the next orgy. Which, he had to wait a whole month for it to roll around and the whole time he worried that she wouldn’t be there. That maybe he completely scared her away and it’s what he would deserve considering how perverted he was.
The third orgy, Adrian was practically vibrating, but he soon found himself lost.
He looked and looked, but she wasn’t there. He checked every room, every surface, every girl he saw checking to see if it was her. It wasn’t and Chris wasn’t even sure who was inviting her so there was no way for him to really figure out where she was.
Knowing her first name, had a rubber duck on her keys, and went to orgies didn’t tell him enough to figure out much else. Plus overall, Adrian was trying to stalk less.
But the one lucky thing about her not showing was that Adrian kept enough to himself or maybe Chris just felt bad for Adrian that he told him he could come to the next orgy with the reminder that Adrian wasn’t normally invited to these and that he couldn’t keep coming to them all. Chris kept telling him that space was healthy, Adrian thought as long they were in separate rooms that should count as not being together, but Adrian knew better to pick a fight when Chris was doing him a solid.
A solid that Adrian decided would be the last one. Either she would be at the orgy or not and Adrian needed to accept that.The fourth orgy, Adrian swore it would be his last. If she was there, great, if not, Adrian was exhausted from all these strange social interactions.
Adrian was starting to miss the times where he was the only one who was weird. And the times he didn’t have to do Chris’ laundry.
He wasn’t paying much attention, people had been filing in for the past hour. Most were already naked and grinding on someone else but Adrian stayed pressed to the wall, watching people with a lazy look.
“Hey, you,” her voice cut through his thoughts as his head snapped towards her. She was looking at him with a small smile, eyes locked on his.
“Hey! I missed you last month,” he said, bumping his shoulder against hers.
“Yeah, I wasn’t feeling too well. Thought it was better to sit it out than to risk it,” she said, shrugging and Adrian nodded, clicking his tongue slightly. “How much did you miss me?” she asked, her voice lifted with a soft tease.
“I’m not sure how to clarify how much I missed you, what’s the scale on that?” he asked.
“Well, did you jack off in the bathroom thinking about me again?” she said, leaning even more into him and Adrian felt his skin warm under her touch just like in his imagination.
“Not last time, but I did the time before that,” he answered honestly and her smile grew, seeming satisfied with that answer.
“Good to know, well I was sorry to miss you last week,” she said. “I went to text you and realized I didn’t have your number.”
“I could definitely give you that if you want, Chris has a pen around here somewhere.” Adrian said, immediately walking into the kitchen in search of a pen, she followed behind him with a sweet giggle. He searched a few of Chris’ junk drawers until he came across a blue sharpie, he gestured for her arm which she immediately gave to him.
She smiled as he took careful time to write each digit, clean enough so there would be no question on what it said. His hand not writing was holding her arm up, his thumb rubbing small subconscious circles on her warm bare skin.
“Do you want to go on a date sometime,” he blurted out, eyes nervously taking in her body hoping he isn’t coming across too much like a creep. At least not anymore of a creep than already being at an orgy not having sex was and holding her arm. “A date with clothes already on, not like a different person’s orgy to meet at.”
“A date with clothes on?” she asked, smiling up at him and he felt a red flush crawl up his body. Her eyes were on him, but like usual they didn’t dip below his chest. Which he respected and tried to do the same (he failed).
“Yeah, honestly my favorite part of sex is taking off the other person’s clothes, ya know? Like it’s like your birthday and you’re unwrapping a present, it’s great and the dumbest part of these orgies. That and I’m not a huge fan when people touch my ass, it’s just a butt it shouldn’t be that exciting. Not that your ass doesn’t excite me though! It’s just different when it’s my ass, if that makes sense.” He rambled almost non stop, knowing that once he stopped that meant he would get his answer on if she actually liked him or if all of this had just been pity.
“I don’t know, can you wear something that still shows off your biceps? I don’t think I could survive talking to you without getting to imagine biting them the whole time.” Adrian immediately looked at his arm and flexed it slightly, taking in the way the bicep moved. He hummed in agreement and nodded.
“I think I can do that, but really?” he asked, feeling more bashful over this than actually being naked and she punched his shoulder playfully, finally pulling her arms away. Adrian leaned back with the hit as one of his hands flew to the spot she hit to mock being hurt, her grin got wider at Adrian playing along.
“Adrian, I’m coming to these orgies and not getting fucked because I’m too busy talking to you. This whole time I’ve thought you were cool and wanted to get to know you. Yes, I’d really like to go on a date with you,” she insisted, and Adrian’s throat bobbed.
“That’s…well I only kept coming back because I wanted to see you again,” Adrian said honestly and she smiled.
“Well it sounds like we might be overdue for that date then, huh?” she asked, her hand reaching out for Adrian’s which he quickly gave to her with a smile. He turned his head slightly as he watched her lace her fingers with his.
“You’re right, we should’ve left for this date five minutes ago,” Adrian joked, but she pulled him along towards the room where everyone stored their clothes.
“That’s what I’m saying. Hurry get dressed,” she said as she let go of his hand and started getting dressed. He watched her slowly, smiling as she slid on her underwear and into her pants. Somehow, getting hotter to Adrian as she put on more clothes.
Although he couldn’t wait to truly unwrap her later.
you know what? Caine having a mouth as a genital. the tongue is where the pleasure's at. it's salivating, very wet, very sticky,,, and teeth that's nestled within the folds . yeah it also squirts at the tip of its tongue <3
Sometimes, they're freaky as they can be, but when it comes to more vulnerable moments... Jax, especially, allows her to take care of him, of everything. He lets her handle the rest of the world until he can't help but just melt into her.
She gives him reassurances, or not, she can be completely silent too as she brings him into completion. He offers every bit of himself to her because he trusts her.
Before this relationship, Jax has always watched Pomni be the leader in a situation. He watched her take risks and it seems she always knows what to do—always knows what to say.
It's easy to be envious. He wants to be her. Yet it's easier to love.
