fka sexhaver

(Damage causes loss of life.)

[nitrobishop]

this is harrison sexhaver i got banned lol

[evilvillain123456789]

it's impossible to be a bad person if you hate yourself. by obsessively contemplating your flaws and inadequacies you actually cultivate qualities of humility, empathy and care for others, and it proves how sensitive and prosocial you are. and, funnily enough, the more shit of a person you believe yourself to be, the more qualified you are to tell others what they should do and believe. you are justified by your pain. anyone who says otherwise is being cruel-- don't they know how much you hate yourself?

[nitrobishop]

TIME FOR ZORK

LIKE FOR ZORK

REBLOG FOR ZORK

[nitrobishop]

there are a lot of very obvious jokes you could make about young Elliot Page guest starring on an episode of Trailer Park Boys but honestly looking at the timeline (this was well before he came out as trans) + plot of the episode (Elliot plays the trailer park supervisor's daughter who starts the episode in a comically frilly dress before becoming more and more crass/"masculine" after hanging out with The Gang) there is a nonzero chance this was one of the inciting incidents that made Elliot realize he was trans. like. the episode has him going from this

to this

this is what all those forcemasc blogs are posting about but real

[nitrobishop]

so there's gameplay footage of Duskbloods and it looks uh. bad lol. at least to me, like, i can see the appeal of this style of combat, but personally it has nothing i want out of Fromsoft PVP. the dude with the rapier is playing it like a spear because it has so much range, everyone can apparently jump and float and teleport (??), everyone gets magic and some fuckoff huge AoE, there are at least three points in this clip where someone gets oneshot by something offscreen launched from the other side of the arena. this is the logical conclusion of the Ash of War school of design, L2den Ring was not a fluke or an aberration. no more rollcatching with crouchpokes, you are going to fill the arena with particle effects and you are going to like it. Fromsoft Smash Bros.

[nitrobishop]

did anyone else have this experience growing up where you were just starting to open your ears to the world of Music That Doesn't Suck Shit and you go through all the /mu/core Starter Packs and 100 Albums To Listen To Before You Die lists and they all seem to unanimously agree that this band My Bloody Valentine made one of the most important albums in history, so you look them up and listen to their work and it honestly seems... kinda mid? like not awful per se but definitely not genre-defining, and what was the deal with all the vacuum cleaner jokes? that sounded nothing like vacuum cleaners. and then you double check and realize that instead of listening to My Bloody Valentine's seminal album "Loveless", you were instead listening to Bullet For My Valentine's seminal single "Tears Don't Fall". because this exact scenario happened independently to both me and my wife in high school and we can't be the only ones

[nitrobishop]

You're what Brother Malcolm warned us about.

right on man

[nitrobishop]

i do think a lot about that one german cannibal who consensually ate and murdered (in that order) a guy he met on an online forum, mainly for two reasons

1. the chat logs oh my god dude. they're both so charmingly German about it.

"not so totally legal" to kidnap and eat children off the streets. the outright admission that he wants to eat kids but doesn't because it's illegal. it's so good

2. one of the victim's wishes was to eat his own penis before dying so our mans cut that thang off and started frying it up with some butter but then got distracted by the victim bleeding out and he fucking. he burned the penis. it was inedible, they fed it to the guy's dog. i cannot even begin to imagine the depths of disappointment there. you only get one dick in this world and he fucking burned it.

[kristina100000]

why does ty dolla sign look like fiona apple it can't be because im high

[kristina100000]

it's the eyes. im going to fuckig bed

[laserbitch]

[fionaapplemaxims]

Tydal, Fiona Apple (1996)

[nitrobishop]

transcript of Daffy Duck seeing a nice pair of breasts and barking about it

[nitrobishop]

someone keeps leaking GTA6 footage which would normally be Cool and Based except they're using it to advertise their shitcoin + posting stuff like this

[crimewave420]

ty dolla sign midwest emo

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

original url http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8413/

archived on 2009-04-28 10:10:49

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finally getting around to trying Expedition 33 and it's literally just fucking Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga for coworkers + French

[nitrobishop]

this is unironically what i look like in my mind's eye whenever i wear something colorful

[nitrobishop]

im doing my first blind playthrough on the hardest difficulty (because i am a grown-ass man) and im really enjoying this cute little song and dance the game does where they stick an insultingly overpowered + easily avoidable boss right next to the main path and go "hey, look at this bigass enemy, it straight up eats one of your party members whole on the first turn with no counterplay, maybe try coming back here later :)" and i go "hmmm, i can't help but notice that there's nothing explicitly stopping me from fighting it, are you sure this is actually meant to be unbeatable and not just really really difficult?" and the game goes "haha nooooo i have nooooo idea what you're talking about :)" while lying on its stomach and kicking its feet over its butt