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Shit that was totally said in Underground Slug Pokemon.

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Important update

Seeing as I am no longer active here, I will be setting this blog aside.

I want to post the rest of the submissions I have already, but after that. I'm done.

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Can you use a quote from Disney Channel or Disney XD featuring Junjie

Well, I need one first.I'm probably gonna come back, but it won't be this month.

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Here's a strategy: Run real fast!

Eli, when any plans (or lack of) don’t work out

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At some point probably:

Will: Eli! Look, I get it, I did the exact same kind of dumb stuff when I first became The Shane too.

Wife: You did the same kind of dumb stuff last Tuesday.

Will: Not the point!

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Trixie: You and me, together again, huh?

Pronto: How come every time you say that, I end up getting shot at?

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You're trying so hard to prove you can master all of his moves. But his game just won't work for you. You've got to get your own moves, work your own groove, make your own name, find your own game, and play play play, play it your way!

People to Eli (about being his own kind of Shane)

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You may be the one, but you're not the ONLY one.

Shani to Eli

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*Whispering* Scaring people is fun because they deserve it.

Dana

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Eli, what fresh bullshit is this?

Trixie

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At Dinner One Night:

Pronto: [looking around] So, where's my chair?

Trixie: Oh, um, I think Eli broke it over Kord's back when they were wrestling.

Kord: Correction, he was wrestling, I was eating soup.

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Things went wrong so young for that boy.

Family about Eli

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Eli: What's the cheapest amount you'd accept being murdered?

Trixie: Threeeeee dollars.

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Eli: How'ya doing, Pronto?

Pronto: *working on something* I'm about done.

Eli: No, I mean how are you doing in life, Pronto?

Pronto: ...I'm about done.

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Eli: Hey, how would you like your coffee?

Kord: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Eli: One glass of milk coming up.

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Hey now! Pronto Geronimole, nice to be met.

Pronto to every new person he meets

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First of all, calling Trixie a lady-anything is very generous.

Pronto about Trixie

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What if your life was a play? I really, stupid, fucking play.

Pronto