Incorrect Solo Triplets

Your typical run-of-the-mill incorrect quotes blog for the Solo Triplets! ~Header and Icon Found On Google; Header by Adreamemporium~

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DO I GOTTA GO AND MAKE THIS A QUADRUPLETS BLOG NOW??

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Ben: I hope your's and Rey's children have their mother's looks...And this is coming from someone who looks like you.

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Kylo: It's lucky then that mom's boss has the brains of a chicken.

Leia: Kylo! You shouldn't say such things!

Kylo:...You're right mom. If word gets out I'll probably be sued for defamation of character.

Ben; And I really don't think he could afford to pay out financial settlements to every single chicken in the galaxy.

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Rey; If we are in a relationship, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Kylo; When I come strutting in with your leggings on, I don't wanna hear shit.

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Han: *whispering* If someone's bullying you, if someone's pushing you, you push back. Don't be afraid of anyone.

Matt: *whispering* Why are we whispering?

Han:

Han: *whispers* Cause I'm afraid of mom.

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Kylo: I used to think my life was a tragedy. But now I realize. It's a fucking comedy.

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Han: *proposing to Leia to renew their wedding vows* Love...We kinda rushed it the first time...We were down at the Church...You were pregnant with the triplets...

Lando: *absently* Luke had his saber to Han's back.

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Hiya!

So-I know it's been a few days since I updated and last time that happened I dropped off the face of the Earth 😅 Don't worry! My mental health has been a bit spotty as of late so updates will probably be sporatic for a short while, but I'm not abandoning this blog again!

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Matt: *staring out the window of the ship* The Planet of Crait. The Saltiest place in the galaxy.

Ben: Next to our brother's bitch ass.

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Ben: Damn, I fucked up again.

Kylo: They said, with surprise in their voice, for some reason.

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Rey: My boyfriend is too tall...How do I kiss him?

Finn: Kick him in the ankle.

Rose: Tackle him!

Ben: Punch him in the stomach

Matt: Step on his toes

Hux: Trip him over

Kylo:..Or you could just ask me to lean down, what the fuck?

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Kylo: This is my ex-girlfriend.

Rey: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT...I'm his wife.

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Ben: *drunk and sobbing* He-he’s just so beautiful. The most beautiful to ever pretty! I don’t under-understand how my beautiful boyfriend's so smart and beautiful and you, you remind me a lot of him. We should go find Poe and tell him.

Poe: *blushing badly* Alright, alright. But how about we have a long glass of water first. And then we can talk about how you’ll never have another drink ever again.

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Ben: Poe wouldn’t have made me his partner if he thought it was a bad idea!

Finn: Poe also drunkenly proposed to you-twice-so I’d say his decision making skills are a little suspect.

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Kylo: Well...I guess I did get a little out of control...

Ben: A little?

Kylo: Okay, I lost my damn mind, happy?

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Rey: *playing a game with Rose and Ben*

Kylo: *pokes his head in*

Rey: Babe? What are you doing here?

Ben: This is girls' night!

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Ben: *kisses Poe's cheek at the table*

Kylo: No PDA.

Ben:

Ben; *yoinks Poe down to him* FUCK ME RIGHT HERE.

Finn: Guys, NO.