Incorrect Son of Light Quotes

A fan blog for Fyiad's Destiny/Mass Effect crossover, "Son of Light". Accepting submissions!

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Odin: Don't fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

Shepard: I was always afraid of Ohio

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Odin was an annoying wiseass who tended to make everyone he met want to kill him. And when I have that much in common with someone, I can't help but like him a little.

-Reisen recalling meeting Odin

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Liara: So you're telling me that you took an Alliance N7 and a Warlock, and forced them to have an Asari shotgun wedding?

Garrus: Yes.

Liara: And they said yes?

Garrus: Yes.

Odin: No, no, no, no, nobody said yes. There was a smattering of words and some biotic fireworks and everyone said, "yep!"

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Aithne: Aren't you supposed to be babysitting Reisen?

Odin: He's over there dazzling some psychologists.

Reisen: All women are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over, eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people. I'm exquisite.

Aithne:

Odin:

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"We all have our funny little ways. Except me, obviously."

Odin

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Aithne: I'm a confident driver!

Odin: you almost just ran someone over

Aithne:

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Reisen: just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

Odin: i wanna know if op was okay when writing this

Reisen: one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled

Odin: what

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Aithne: apparently you can change your name to anything you want! So I thought, here's an opportunity to be creative. So meet...

Aithne: Princess Consuela Banana Hammock!

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Reisen: Who loses fifty seven coin tosses in a row?? You know? Heads he wins, tails I lose!

Reisen: wait a minute

Aithne: yes, Reisen?

Reisen: I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning!