Incorrect Sophette

Incorrect Quotes for NCIS: Tony & Ziva.

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Boris, posting on social media: I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man, have fun in there.

Boris next morning: When did I post this?!

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Ziva, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a girl in town-

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Claudette, texting Sophie: [sends a voice message]

Sophie: , texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Claudette: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

[later]

Sophie: [presses play]

Claudette: ’s voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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Ziva: Dear, can I talk to you for a minute?

Tony: Ooo! Someone is in trouble!

Tony:

Tony: It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.

Tali: [Face palms]

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Tony: I'm not creepy.

Tony: I'm petty.

Tony: There's a difference, ya' know.

Boris: I'm creepy.

Tony: Exactly.

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Claudette: [rolls over in bed and knees Sophie]

Sophie: ow! you kneed me

Claudette: [sleepily] yeah i do need you

Sophie: [voice cracking] okay

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Fruzsi: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

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Sophie: Did Claudette tell me she loves me for the first time?

Boris: Yes.

Sophie: And did I just do finger guns back?

Boris: Yes, yes you did.

Boris: She’s going to kill you.

Sophie, face palming: Not if I do first.

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Claudette, when Sophie back from the coast: When I said "bring me a beach souvenir" I meant like a shell or something.

Sophie to contain a screaming seagull in her arms: Well you didn't fucking SAY THAT.

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Ziva: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

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*During yoga class*

Boris: “Release all the sounds trapped in your mind.”

Boris: *screams*

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Claudette: Your internet connection is unstable.

Tony: You should see my life.

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Boris: Claudette told me the paper strip that’s in chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.

Claudette: They are!

Boris: FOR REAL?

Sophie: Why would you believe in this again?

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Claudette: Babe, are you jealous?

Sophie: No.

Claudette: Are you sure?

Sophie: Yes.

Claudette: Can I get a kiss? <3

Sophie: GO GET A KISS FROM THAT FREDA GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!

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Sophie: If there’s going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Claudette: Of course. I can’t flip this table by myself.

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Ziva: Raise your hand if you thought I was dating Tony.

*Everyone raises their hands*

Ziva: Tony, put your hand down

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Boris: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.

Fruzsi: *plans a shopping trip*