things spectrum (probably) have said

incorrect quotes of this amazing group - stan spectrum!

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Eunjun: Go to hell.

Jaehan: Been there, done that.

Eunjun: Then go again!

Jaehan: They threw me out. They said I was too hot, the fire felt insulted.

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Dongyoon: This date is boring.

Hwarang: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Dongyoon: Then why did you invite me?

Hwarang: I didn't. I specifically said "don't come with me" and you said "fuck you, Jongchan, I'll do whatever I want".

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Villain: You have no ideia what I'm capable of.

Hwarang: Don't take it personally but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

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Minjae: You said you had nothing to do with that prank. Are you lying to me?

Eunjun: That depends on how you define lying.

Minjae: Well, I define as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Eunjun: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

Minjae:

Eunjun:

Minjae: Get out of my room.

Eunjun: Absolutely.

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Jaehan: You're like a cloud.

Donggyu: What?

Jaehan: When you disappear, it's a beautiful day.

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Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you're so late?

Eunjun: Someone told me to go to hell.

Eunjun: Couldn't find it at first.

Eunjun: But now I'm here.

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Dongyoon: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Minjae: Okay, but in my defense, Seunghyun bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Dongyoon: That's not what I wanted to-

Dongyoon: You drank SHAMPOO?!

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Eunjun: Can I go ride my skateboard outside?

Donggyu: Whatever, I'm not your mother.

[Eunjun runs off]

Donggyu: NOT IN THE STREET!

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Hwarang: Do you guys think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Minjae: You're a hazard to society.

Jaehan: And a coward. Try twenty.

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Minjae: What are your goals?

Dongyoon: To pet all the dogs.

Minjae: No, fitness goals.

Dongyoon: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Donggyu: Hey, I made this friendship bracelet for you!

Hwarang: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Donggyu: Oh, well, you don't have to wear it-

Hwarang: No, I'm gonna wear it forever, back off.

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Villain: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Dongyoon: You are strong.

Eunjun: You are weak.

Minjae: You are stupid.

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Donggyu: Do you think I enjoy being the den mother to all of you?!

Minjae:

Hwarang:

Jaehan:

Dongyoon:

Eunjun:

Villain:

Donggyu: Okay, fine, it's like crack to me.

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Dongyoon: Why is Donggyu always doing the laundry so loudly?

Jaehan: To let everyone know that no one helps in the house.

[Donggyu in the distance, slams washing machine door]

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Hwarang: Jaehan gave me a "get better soon" card.

Minjae: Aw, that's sweet.

Hwarang: I wasn't sick. He just thought I could do better.

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[Hwarang teaching Villain and Dongyoon maths]

Hwarang, pointing to a triangle: This means it's 90 degrees.

Villain: How can it be 90 degrees? It's winter.

Hwarang: No, the angle is-

Dongyoon: Dude, because of global warming.

Villain: Goddammit.

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Minjae: Hey, Eunjun, are you a night person or a morning person?

Eunjun: Buddy.

Eunjun: I'm barely even a person.