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I know I no longer post on this account, but I wanted to come here and say Rest In Peace, Charles Criss. I loved you oh so very much and my heart goes out to your family.

Remember, folks, you are not alone. Reach out, someone will surely be there for you. I am one of them.

#not a quote

Hi!!! Sorry I haven’t been posting! I still love Starkid (hell I listen to TGWDLM at least three times a day) but quotes for them are kinda hard to find. I’ll try my best to find some this weekend though!! If anyone has suggestions, feel free to submit them!

#not a quote

Joey: *before seeing her fight probably* Oh please, you wouldn't hurt a fly.

Lauren: No I wouldn't. A fly is an innocent who never knowingly did harm to anything. You, however, I would maim.

Joey: *after seeing her fight* .....fuck

#source: tumblr #joey richter #lauren lopez

Nick: I'm not a crybaby.

Corey: Toy Story 3?

Nick: THE TOYS WERE HOLDING HANDS IN A FURNACE!

#source: the big bang theory #Corey Lubowich #brian rosenthal

Joe: *screams at the top of their lungs*

Dylan: *swerves car a bit*

Dylan: WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT IS IT?!

Joe: I love this song!!

Joe: *turns up volume and starts singing*

Dylan: ... WE COULD HAVE DIED!!!!

#source: unknown #joe walker #dylan saunders #Joe's a little shit #I love him though

Dylan: *walked into Holden's room*

Dylan: Do you need to use the sleep?

Holden: ...

Dylan: *looks horrified with themselves*

Dylan: Maybe *I* need to use the sleep...

#source: tumblr #I'm not proud of this one at all #dylan saunders #Brian Holden

Meredith: My tamagotchi died!

Nick: Oh, no, are you alright?

Meredith: No! I'm not okay! Everthings going wrong!

#meredith stepien #source: unknown #nick lang

(Brosenthal drives up to a fast food drive-through and the Starkids are standing behind the car)

Brosenthal: Yeah, let me get 15 cheeseburgers, 15 milk shakes-Walker, if you don’t stop drumming, you’re not getting fries. 15 fries-

Walker: (drumming continues)

Brosenthal: You know what? 14 fries. (turns to Walker) 14 fries. You didn’t think I’d do it, did you?

#source: scrubs #Brian Rosenthal #joe Walker #I have a list of the Starkids that went but I didn't find it important so I didn't name them here #but there's fifteen of them there #and maybe Tracie #if Walker convinced her

Lauren: You know I raised a fully functional child. Jim: You have a kid that I don't know about?

#source: modern family #Lauren Lopez #Jim povolo #she's referring to Diane

Lauren: *sleep over voice* You awake?

Darren: *sleep over reply voice* Yeah.

Clark: *regretable sleepover invitee voice* You guys! Shh!

Jaime: *confused sleep over voice* What is the meaning of life?

Joey: *annoyed sleepover voice* Jaim, shut up

Meredith: *sleep over host voice* You guys be quiet Dylan’s gonna hear us

Holden: You guys wanna buy some drugs?

#source: tumblr #submitted by starshipranger7 #thank you so much!! im sorry its late #lauren lopez #jaime lyn beatty #joey richter #darren criss #brian holden #joe walker #meredith stepien

Bug telling Roach how he met February

Bug: ...and she says to me, “like a BUG!?” and I said “no”, you know, like a liar. source: John Mulaney’s “The One Thing You Can’T Replace”

Don’t worry guys!! I’m not dead! There’s not a lot of quotes that fit the Starkids honestly, so I don’t post much here, and post on @incorrectklainequotes where it’s fictional characters in my own interpretation, opposed to real humans with actual lives. I don’t want to say anything on this blog to disrespect anyone, and in case the Starkids stumble upon it for whatever reason, I don’t want to offend them. That being said, I’ll have a quote up tomorrow after school that was requested. If anyone has any quotes they’d like me to use, any at all, send them in! Please, please, please with the source!! Thank you!

#not a quote

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I just have to say I’m so extremely proud of Darren Everett Criss. I fell in love with him about three years ago, maybe a little more or less, and he means so much to me. He’s 100% my favorite actor of all time. The thing is about Darren is that he becomes his roles. I joke he never looks at the script so he’s always winging it, but even if that were true, the fact that he can do so shows how into the character he becomes. I will always prefer Darren over any/all his roles, but his most known (Harry, Blaine, Andrew) will hold a place in my heart. Darren is so incredibly talented that I sometimes don’t see him on my screen. In American Crime Story, he fully became Andrew. I don’t know what was more terrifying, knowing Andrew was a real person who was a murderer, or how well Darren became him. He did such an incredible job, I wouldn’t have chosen anyone else for any of the roles he was given. I’m so unbelievably proud of him for winning this Emmy. Yes, I love Benedict Cumberbatch as well, but this definitely belonged to Darren. Darren becomes a complete different person when he’s acting. He takes his roles and adds what I like to call a “Criss Twist” where I notice a little bit of him in every character he plays. Of course, no character is played exact by every person. Every person adds a unique characteristic to their role, but Darren does it in such a way that it makes you fall for the character, no matter how evil or twisted or awful they may be. I’ll admit, I haven’t seen every role Darren has had, but from what I have seen, it’s some of the best acting I’ve ever seen. He truly makes you believe he’s that character, instead of he’s an actor playing a character. You can tell Darren enjoys every role he has. It may be stressful for him, but you can definitely tell he loves acting. You can tell he loves Mia too, no matter how you feel about her, tonight definitely showed he loves her. She’s his world. Darren Criss deserves the world for his talents and kindness, and nothing will ever make me regret loving him. Thank you, Darren, for making me a happier person and giving me light when there is darkness. You’re a star, and you definitely will go down in history.

#i wrote this and im quite proud of it #congratulations baby boy you deaerve the world 💞💞#to many more Darren #not a quote

Lauren: You consider me a friend?

Curt: Sure. What else would I consider you?

Lauren: I don’t know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your father? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

#source: robots #lauren lopez #Curt mega #my favorite #curt's an honorary starkid it counts

Dylan: Hey you left the party early. Where were you?

Meredith: I accidentally slept with Brian.

Dylan: You accidentally slept with him?

Meredith: Yes.

Dylan: Accidentally?

Meredith: Yes.

Dylan: How do you even do that? Did you trip or something?