What Are Ya Buyin’?

Howdy, lads. I do Reader writings of various fandoms. OOC warning maybe.

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Welcome, folks. I go by Brittle and I write Reader fics of various media that I happen to be in the fandom for, web series, cartoons, etc.

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I go with gender-neutral readers so everyone can enjoy the fics. Please keep this in mind when you read through my posts.

I only character x reader. Drabbles are my main deal, something short and sweet that doesn’t take too long to read! :)

I fw with a number of media, but can look like that I mostly pertain to Roblox when I like other things like some cartoons here and there, games, etc.

Standard blacklist, no fetish content and nothing too NSFW or horrid.

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One anon asked if I would write for Verity and I’m not going to because KinitoPET did the concept better.

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YOOO love the redesign, honestly much better with more details compared to DW era where you gotta simply everything

I felt like Bags Garbinge (Dandy’s World Bags) was pretty detailed compared to his fellow Toons. Shelly looked pretty plain when you placed her next to him.

I feel like Bags Fields (Funhouse Bags) has the right amount of details when placed next to characters like Anton or Splits. But detail can vary in Funhouse, which helps.

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Repurposed Bags from Dandy’s World to Funhouse, bro’s a farmkeeper now and a little quiet.

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Funhouse Funhouse Funhouse

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△ “Hey, Mabel. I don’t mean to hold you up or anything while you’re cleaning, but have you been in my room by any chance?”

△ “Oh, I have! I made sure it was clean as a whistle before you came back!”

△ “Did you by any chance had thrown out my crumpled ball of paper that was sitting on my shelf?”

△”That…was trash, right?”

△ “Nooooooo, that was my favorite crumpled paper ball noooooo….”

△ “Oh! Uh….Reader, could you pardon me for a second? I just remembered I missed a spot! Somewhere!”

You quickly stop sulking and snap towards her.

△ “Oh yeah, sure.”

Mabel hurried away with trash digging intent. As unfamiliar as she was that, she wouldn’t have touched that paper ball if it was your favorite!

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Do we sometimes encounter other anomalies like Ghost, Stalker, and those pesky Hiders when were cleaning up a mess?

Ghosts and Hiders are easy to deal with compared to the Stalker. He always seems to go away when you’re locked into handling him.

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I hate the change of the lore of 007n7 and coolkidd

A repeat of Creation of Hatred are what you all are saying about Coolkidd and 007n7, but I have no bets in that race.

118o8 got new stuff of her LMS with Bluudud and that’s all that matters to me.

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The bar is so low in hell that the PRESIDENT of Blushcrunch put out a more decent statement then Qwel, but it’s ruined by the fact that they plan to update the game still.

An update that has QoL features that everyone has been asking for a while now. It took her reputation being set on fire for this to happen btw

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Commissioned by @/w4rmespresso

[Die of Death]

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△ “Are ya alright, Reader?”

You would live. Pursuer got you pretty bad with that lunge attack, it felt like he came out of nowhere. Probably would’ve gotten another hit in if Loveshot didn’t provide covering fire.

△ “That wound ain’t lookin’ so good. Here, let me make that better for ya, sugar.”

Loveshot knelt to your level and prepared a curative bottle as she starts to lather the potion on your injured hand.

You wanted to tell her that you were alright, but the wincing on your face gave it away.

△ “Easy now, ya ain’t gonna get healed any faster when you’re squirmin’ like that. Ya gotta be more careful out there, darlin’. Ya never know when those killers might just get’cha…”

Sorry…you promised Loveshot you’ll be more careful next time…

△ “Hey, least I get to be the lucky gal to patch ya up every time~”

△ “YOU BETTER BE HEALING THEM RIGHT, LOVESHOT!”

△ “I got ya, Caretaker! No need to worry!”

Off to the side, Caretaker and Taunt watch on. The former watching Loveshot with eagle-like focus and a scowl on her face while Taunt was getting a chuckle of his lowkey jealous teammate.

△ “Heh! Loveshot beat you to the punch again.”

△ “I was cooldown again…”

△ “Here I thought you would’ve wanted a break.”

△ “Not with them, Taunt. Not with them…”

Caretaker watched as Loveshot caressed her hand with yours tenderly as she applied the potion there, making you warm in the face.

This leads to Caretaker CRUSHING the curative bottle in her hand as potion and glass shards fall to the ground, her intense stare at Loveshot being strong enough that it would’ve bore through her head.

△ “Sheesh, that serious huh?”

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Qwel responded with a barely 3 page document (Twitter post to the screenshots) and goddamn, my expectations weren’t high but holy-

Only mentions Rox and his firing in this document.

No mention of the victims and direct apologies to anyone.

No mention of the workplace abuse from ex-employees.

Doesn’t bring up the recent Cease and Desists that were being sent out to specific people.

Instead, she mentions how she’ll continue to work on DW and speaking to law enforcement.

Lowkey kinda guilt trips you for abandoning DW, so you don’t feel bad about it

I would say “at least you tried”, but doing the bare minimum shouldn’t be commended for situations like this.

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What does the janitor think of barney?

He deserves the trash bin.

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Okay what do we do when theirs an Anomaly in the Halls, like when were in the middle of mopping and then an Anomaly just comes out in one of the patients room.

Also what are your Headcanons of the Anomalies when it comes to Y/n?

I’ll answer the first question. You don’t get to wield weapons because you just beat the anomaly to death with your mop. You aren’t getting paid enough to do EVEN MORE cleanup if an anomaly is missed by other staff.

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Would you be willing to do Phighting content? 👀

I did a post about Vinestaff a while ago!

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Opting to swap out Dandy’s World for Animal Hospital rn

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△ Ok, so the idea I have is that you’ll be the Janitor of the place. The risk is high and the pay is mid, but hey, you get a comfy janitor closet to yourself and the coffee was good.

△ Species is reader-determined (cat, deer, bunny, dog, etc), but your features are obscured by the gas mask and janitor cap you wear.

△ Your sanity is more middling compared to other classes, but it’s compensated by having more ways to restore it. Because the jobs you’ll be doing are pretty taxing.

△ From disposing of passed patients, to putting out fires, etc. The things you’ll see on the job will take a toll on your sanity noticeably, making you quite snippy towards the other staff.

△ Pretty favored by Nurses.

△ Can’t STAND those Interns, it’s always one mess after another…

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Hey, Brittle.

The Dandy’s World situation must’ve made you pretty mad, upset, or somewhere in-between.

It’s okay if you want to put any Dandy’s World-related stuff on hold, I don’t really blame you.

I’m taking it bad too, just in my own way.

I’m sad to see another one of my favorite Roblox games fall under controversy, but…everything has a catch. Most of the time.

Is it alright if I can ask you for advice on anything relating to Dandy’s World for my stories?

If you’re not okay with that, just let me know.

I’m really sorry to see that we’re in the Dark Age of Roblox now.

- Anon.

I really don’t care anymore in regards to the situation to be mad or annoyed.

As for advice, just do what comes natural. If there’s an idea you wanna do with the characters, do it. Qwel left almost all of them as empty books you can fill in with your own ideas based on what you can get out of their personalities.

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Hi brittle, sorry to ask this during the whole Dandy's World... thing. But im trying this to see if you atleast think about something else for a while

The Battle Bricks chapter 5 recently came out, and maybe you could do something with that? Kindest regards

They added anti-grind, I’m still mad.

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i have been waiting for qwel to make a response, but i was in disbelief and in shock when i found out someone had called qwel out for playing overwatch instead of responding to the situation, and the worst thing about it is that i heard they got unfriended and blocked by her, now i felt more heartbroken 💔

i hope you’re feeling better after seeing that

I stopped giving a damn like she did towards her game’s fanbase, and I might have to shelf the BFF series until she makes a response. It would have to be god tier to excuse everything she’s done though.