What Are Ya Buyin’?

Howdy, lads. I do Reader writings of various fandoms. OOC warning maybe.

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Welcome, folks. I go by Brittle and I write Reader fics of various media that I happen to be in the fandom for, web series, cartoons, etc.

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I go with gender-neutral readers so everyone can enjoy the fics. Please keep this in mind when you read through my posts.

I only character x reader. Drabbles are my main deal, something short and sweet that doesn’t take too long to read! :)

I fw with a number of media, but can look like that I mostly pertain to Roblox when I like other things like some cartoons here and there, games, etc.

Standard blacklist, no fetish content and nothing too NSFW or horrid.

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Lowkey i think Reginald miiiiiight be a tsundere

Bro literally says “hmpf” during the coronation! No one can resist players charm though lets be fr

It’s just the classic player charm, even Reginald couldn’t be serious with his prickly personality

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how Cami feels when you're getting your ass beat by the other team so she jumps in even though that's probably not allowed

Cami grabs every piece of weaponry she can get her arms around.

Cami: “ROOKIEEEEE!!!“

Blue: “Wait, is this even allowed-“

Cami: “THERE ARE NO RULES IN WAR! YOU PLAY FAIR AND YOU’RE DESTINED TO LOSE!!”

Blue: “But-“

Cami: “I’M COMING, ROOKIE!! REINFORCEMENTS ARE ON THE WAYYY!!!”

Red and Blue could only watch as Cami dives right into the fray.

Red: “I can’t tell if the kiddo should be relieved or scared that Cami’s got their back.”

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Soooooo, that Guest 1337 balance adjustment?

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△ “Might some help here!”

△ “I got this!”

Molly charged and struck C00lkidd as he was chasing you.

△ “Whew, thanks a bunch-“

He was only pushed away for a bit before immediately resuming chase. You only had time to breathe once before running again.

△ “Molly?! What was that?!”

△ “What? That normally slows them down…”

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△ “Get behind me, Reader!”

Slasher approached as Molly gets in front of you, arms raised as readies to block the incoming Gashing Wound. Imagine your horror when Molly’s block was broken as she gets attacked.

△ “What the?! That normally negates it!”

△ “Ugh, that didn’t hurt nearly as bad as I thought it would though…”

△ “Any ideas?”

△ “Run?”

△ “Run.”

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△ “Wait, you can just punch whenever now?”

△ “Yeah, look at this!”

Molly went to punch Noli, but it only pushed him back and slowed him down for a while.

△ “Yeah, that isn’t too bad, I suppose. Don’t your punches normally stun them though?”

△ “You’re right. Wonder what happ-“

Noli proceeded to M1 you. Once.

△ “Ow.”

△ “NOOOOOO-“

Molly blocked an incoming M1 from him before pulling back her arm, her hand clenching into a fist as hard as she could make it.

△ “GET AWAY FROM THEM!”

The punch connects as Noli is sent sliding backwards a great distance, stunned for a good few seconds.

△ “Woah, that sends them back farther then I remembered…”

△ “Good, it gives us more time to get out of here.”

She lifts you up and carries you over her shoulder.

△ “I can walk!”

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What Dolly's Factory Y/n look like?

A misfit type of doll

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I’m normal about Malice Gameoverse

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Idk if anyone requested this but anyways

Trinity Council (even tho they keep jumping me with their team attacks their still fine as hell to me)

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You call out to the Council that they don’t have to do this! Cassie needed your help more than ever right now!

△ “I won’t let you manipulate the princess anymore, thief!”

△ “I am sorry, Player. We have little choice…”

△ “You risk shifting the balance of Robloxia, we won’t let you through!”

You try to reason with Reginald. Disharmony amidst each other is exactly what the Korblox wants in order to succeed! You admired the High Commander for his dedication to Trinity, but this fight is born out of fear and anger.

△ “You are no different then them! I..I won’t let you have any sway in my head! Flattery will get you nowhere!”

Reginald’s stance softened up, his defense is lowered.

You appeal to Robur’s sense of beliefs. He tested you in trial and he saw to it that your heart was in the right place if not with a few bumps on road. Does he still believe that? Does he doubt you now?

△ “I must do what needs to be done. Know that my actions today are done without any sense of enjoyment….”

Robur’s attacks don’t land as hard as you thought they would, his attack was decreased.

Azuri…she said that she can witness truths with her arcane insights. Was using the Windforce for evil and manipulating Cassie something she sees as a definite? It was a shame things had to go this way if she does believe so, you would’ve liked to take her out sometime along with Robur and Reginald…

△ “Are you trying to-what are you even saying?! I-Is this really the appropriate time for that?!”

△ “The hero/heroine is bolder than I suspected…”

△ “Do you really believe I will be courted by the likes of you?! Another time!”

Azuri became flustered. She hesitated to attack on several turns.

Guess that was all that talking will do you anymore good. Time for them to say hello to your little friends of Rocket Launcher and R80. With love!

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BITE BY NIGHTTTTT PLEASE A MOMENT WITH MOMMY GRACE PLEASE OLEASE PLEASEKELSLPLEASE

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△ “Out of all the members on this team, I think you’re the only one I can stand the most…”

△ “Really?”

△ “You can stand still. The others…they don’t know when to do that, so I have to keep chasing them around until I can resupply. By then, they’re hanging by a thread or 6 feet under!”

△ “Sounds like you probably don’t like Andre all that much.”

△ “They’re alright as teammates, but they frustrate the hell out of me. They could at least WAIT FOR ME before they go running off to do anything! I can’t really heal them if they’re ALREADY DEAD-“

△ “Grace…”

She looks at you for a moment before letting out a sigh from the outburst.

△ “I’m sorry…I know I’m important to the team, I just wish they made it easier by picking better hiding spots before whatever creepy robot finds us….”

△ “I’ll do my best to make it easier on ya. 45 seconds to resupply, a lot can happen on that time…”

△ “….Thanks, but don’t get too sappy with me. I heal whoever needs it most, I won’t be following you around all the time.”

She followed you around all the time for the round.

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can I PLEASE get something with Azuri please OH MY GOD THIS WORLD IS SO DRAINED OF CONTENT OF HER

yes I know she has a render in the games icon but but

theres no scenarios or drabbles or fanfics with her...😢😢😢😢

also, please take your time and take breaks!! remember I'm not rushing you, I'm just REALLY desperate for content of her

Boomer mage finds love lmao

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△ “Excuse me. A moment, if you will.”

You were about to leave Trinity to head back to Bizville when you were stopped by a voice behind you. Turning around revealed Azuri, one of the Trinity Council members. She adjusted her outfit before clearing her throat.

△ “I feel like as though there wasn’t much apology shown to you for your efforts to save our city and protecting our Queen. I had allowed Reginald’s fears after our Queen’s loss to the Deathspeaker to cloud my judgement. I should’ve known better

It wasn’t an easy decision, you understood. Everything worked out in the end, so it’s water under the bridge for you.

△ “I still feel as though I owe you my greatest apologies for our quarrel before. Despite everyone held against you, you would go to save us all. Shedletsky and Kleos knew something about you that even I couldn’t see if it’s all led to us. I am..curious to figure what it could be…”

You know? A part of you wished you and her met under better circumstances.

△ “Oh? What makes you say that?”

You gifted Azuri the BLUE FLOWER. The colors reminded you of her, you figured she’d like it.

△ “I…uh…but…you…huh?”

Azuri was completely caught off guard, it left her stuttering for a few moments trying to process what you did.

You simply shot her a cheeky look before going about your way. You’ll be seeing her again, she can count on that.

△ “W-wait! What am I supposed to make of this?!”

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△ “Ah, so that explains why you’ve been sitting in your chair lost in your thoughts, the High Scholar has fallen for the noble hero/heroine!”

△ “Silence! It would be inappropriate of my position to be hampered by personal affairs!”

△ “Then why haven’t you removed the flower from your hair, High Scholar?”

△ “It would be more inappropriate of me to reject a gift given by the hero/heroine of Trinity. There is no need to delve further about it, High Councilman. I just believe it…suits me. I’m allowed to like someone…”

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Reginald starts talking bullsh*t about Cassie

My honest reaction: THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS!! *uses Sword Toss*

Reginald, after both Cassie and Player save the day: “I have a severe and continuous lapse in judgement. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I am simply here to apologize-“

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I swear the model for Cassie in-game is small... But maybe it's my avatar's hair that makes it seem so. Plus what grown person is like saying "PAPA!!!" every freaking minute.

Kyoko is slightly smaller too and she’s an adult that travels and is a doctor, a profession that definitely needs you to be older then 18 to be in. I pictured Cassie to be around the same age as her and Griefer (early 20s)

Also terms of endearment to call your parents or relatives don’t stop at childhood for some people.

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I am not standing for this Cassie slander, she is my DAUGHTER and I will DEFEND AND PROTECT HER LIKE IT.

NOW COME ON DARLING WE'RE GONNA GO GET ICE CREAM.

Eh, we don’t know if Cassie is actually a younger person or not. I feel like she would have an advisor if she was

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The Cassie slander is insane lmaooo

“Jane Blocktales”, “Summon bench warmer”, “Log-in reward” was actually crazy.

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Ngl it would be kinda funny to see Cassie envy Griefer

"What do you have that I don't?!"

"Uhh I can fight more frequently?"

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△ “I can heal them, provide them with buffs, and fight alongside them! I’m the more suited to be their summon aid. I-I don’t understand who makes you more qualified for the role.”

△ “1 CAN TR4SH ANY0N3 UP WITH TH3M JUST F1N3! W3'RE AN UNST0PP4BLE SW4G TE4M!”

△ “Player, are you really sure this is who you like to aid you in battle? Will he give you strength and health as much as I do? What are the differences between me and him that make him the more suited summon aid?”

You shrugged your shoulders. You and Griefer just roll together like that.

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"Please call me whenever you need my help!" Cassie says, handing me her callcard

"Thanks." I say, taking her card and Ieaving it to rot with the other cards in my inventory

Griefer will always be my #1 to call for help bro, at least he actually DOES SOMETHING SUDJGJGGZGJDDJG

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△ “It’s been a while since Player left, I hope they’re doing well in their quest…”

She looks out the window of the castle.

△ “I did tell them to call on me if they ever needed it, right? I’ve leaned on them for support…they can rely on me too. Yeah…I just need to wait and they’ll call for my aid soon…eventually.”

△ “Welcome to the club, your majesty.”

Cassie was startled to see that there was more people within the room. A king, a pirate, two kids of blue and red, and a gorilla.

△ “You’re going to be waiting a while, Player plays favorites when it comes to their allies.”

△ “Favorites? They have more allies by their side?”

△ “Indeed. They have come far and has made several in their journey, but one has their interest…”

△ “Who would that be?”

It cuts to you and Griefer laughing like maniacs as you both tear through the Pit.

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‎I just know they did it on purpose when you're supposed to keep Cassie alive as much as possible so you're unable to call better allies...

‎Like ngl during Chapter 4, me and my friend let Calypso die so we could call Griefer during the boss fight, because she was barely doing ANYTHING to it

I have to smite you, Anon. How dare you insult me with this Calypso slander /j

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FR LIKE GURL YOU'RE AWARE YOU'RE NOT BUILT FOR THIS BUT LIKE- DO SOMETHING?????? 😭

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△ “With everything that’s happened here today, I would be honored if you’d allowed me to assist you in your quest..”

The talk of your quest and the associated hurdles that come with it brought a thought to Reginald’s mind.

△ “That reminds me, how had your fight play out with the Deathspeaker they had sent? Based on the report, it sounded like an intense fight.”

△ “And with the Windforce in your hands at the time, it had not been easy for you, Queen Cassie…”

△ “I wouldn’t say I did it alone when I had Player with me to be my support. I couldn’t have done it without their aid. We make for a pretty nice team, right?”

Meanwhile you had a thousand yard stare at just reminiscing at the memory.

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△ “HELP, PLEASE! HELP ME, PLAYER!”

SHE’S NEARLY AT MAX HEALTH, YOU NEEDED THIS GRILLED CHEESE MORE THEN HER-

△ “HEEEELPPPPPP, WE CAN’T DIE HERE!””

You mentally checked out as you tossed another Grilled Cheese her way…

△ “Thank you….now we must strike while the dragon is grounded!”

3….2…..1….another hit from the dragon…

△ “I NEED YOUR HELP, PLEASE! PLAYER, HEEEELLLPPP!!”

JUST HIT THE DRAGON ALREADY-

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….Y-yeah, you and her made for a good team…

△ “Hmm, she’ll need some more training. Forgive me truly for this, my queen, but you’re looking a little…stout in form.”

Azuri and Robur were taken aback by his comment.

△ “Reginald!”

△ “I-I don’t know what you’re talking about…!”

Your now empty bag would say otherwise…

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