- Probably the Future Gadget Lab

Accurate quotes from across timelines (mods wanted please help us)

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[texting]

Okabe: Wouldn’t it be cool if French people were real and not just part of the Ratatouille cinematic universe

Daru: Okabrin it’s 3 in the fucking morning I'm going to kill you

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Kurisu: It’s kind of hot out for a lab coat.

Okabe, slightly sweating: I look rad.

Kurisu: You look pallid and sick.

Okabe, intensely sweating: Sick as fuck.

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Daru: Can we talk about the email you sent out to the whole lab?

Okabe: It was a critical update.

Daru: It just says ‘I’m back on my bullshit’.

Okabe: People need to know.

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Okabe: Roses are red

Okabe: Violets are red

Okabe: Everything is red

Okabe: I just got stabbed

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how about that latest sg0 episode folks

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Alexis Leskinen is a former bear wrestler.

Despite claiming to have retired, he most certainly would fight again should it be required.

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Okabe: Kurisu, what am I going to do?!

Kurisu: Okabe, I’m your friend. And as your friend, I have to tell you: I don’t really care about you or your problems.

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Daru: We’re going to die.

Mayuri: Think positively!

Daru: We’re going to die quickly.

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Happy New Years, sorry were dead rn!!

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Faris: Kurisu, do you know what "el psy kongroo" means?

Kurisu: Oh, that's just Okabe's stupid nonsense catchphrase.

Faris: It's not nonsense at all. In Chuunibyou-speak, it means, "I am in great pain. Please help me."

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Okabe: (after failing to save Kurisu) I tried to make the world a better place, but I think I broke it.

Suzuha: Don't give yourself so much credit, Uncle Okarin. The world has always been broken.

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Okabe: What’s wrong Daru? Is it the quantum motherboard or something?

Daru: Quantum motherboard? Jesus Okarin, you can’t just add a sci-fi word to a computer word and hope it means something. (pause) Looks like something’s wrong with the microverse battery.

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“I honestly can’t even tell you two apart half the time because I don’t go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you both identical.”

-Kurisu to Okabe and Daru

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Daru: Okabe wants advice. Dating advice.

Faris: Dating advice? From whom?

Daru: Yours truly.

[pause]

Daru: Hello? Hey, Faris-tan. Faris, you there?

Faris: I heard you. Daru, when was the last time you went on a date?

Daru: I will talk to you later.

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Kurisu: Okabe, when you find me dead, my desiccated corpse propped up, staring lifelessly through the telescope at drunken frat boys peeing and vomiting into the gutter, just know that my last thoughts were of you... and how I'd like to kill you.

Okabe: I'm sorry, who is this?

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“No, I never work out. Constant stress, panic, lack of sleep and various food intolerances keep me quite thin.”

-Okabe, probably

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Kurisu: Let me ask you something, Okabe. Does evil exist, and if so, can one detect and measure it?

Okabe: Um…

Kurisu: Rhetorical question, Okabe. The answer is yes, you just need to be a genius.