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Amethyst: hey wanna bang?

Amethyst: *hang haha stupid autocorrect

Pearl: Amethyst, this is a real life conversation.

#pearlmethyst #steven universe #su pearl #su amethyst

Connie: Steven! You're a genius!

Steven: Yeah, I get called that a lot.

Connie: What, a genius?

Steven: No, Steven.

#steven universe #connverse #steven #connie #su steven #su connie

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I sketched this out a while back based off of this by @incorrectsu-quotes. Might color it in the future? Who knows.

Enjoy!

#not a quote #fan art #thank you!!

Steven: Smiling is what I do when I'm not listening!

Pearl: But you're always smiling.

Steven: What?

#steven universe #pearl su #su #steven su #steven quartz universe #pearl

Peridot: Lazuli, I like you. Do you like me?

Lapis: No.

Peridot: :(

Lapis: You never asked if I loved you.

Peridot: Then...do you love me?

Lapis: No.

#lapidot #steven universe #lapis lazuli su #peridot su #su

Pearl: Lapis, I'm going to teach you something called maths.

Pearl: So, if you have 13 sweets, and Peridot asks for 2, how many will you have left?

Lapis: 13.

#steven universe #su #su pearl #su lapis #lapidot #implied?

“Fusion’s the tits, bro! 10/10 would recommend.” -Jasper

#submission

the ask box and submission box are now open!

#text #not a quote

Lapis: I wanna do bad things to you.

Peridot: Oh yeah, like what? ;)

Lapis: Like break your fucking neck.

#lapidot #su lapis #su peridot #steven universe #su

Steven: Sleeping is easy! Just close your eyes and think about your happiest moments!

Pearl: My what now

#steven universe #su pearl #pearl su #su #su steven

Mother knows best.

Yellow Diamond

#yellow diamond #su #steven universe #yellow diamond su #su yellow diamond

Ruby: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Sapphire: Me.

Ruby: You know what else is—wait, what.

#rupphire #steven universe #ruby su #sapphire su #su

Garnet: Tell us a secret, Steven.

Steven: Uh, okay! I have a crush on Connie!

Amethyst: No, Steven, she said secret.

#connverse #steven universe #amethyst su #garnet su #su

I don't have a crush on her, she's just someone I stare at and when she's not there, it ruins my day.

Pearl about Amethyst

#pearlmethyst #steven universe #pearl su #amethyst su #su

Birthdays are great and all, but too many can kill you.

Steven

#steven universe #steven su #su #steven quartz universe #stevenuniverse

Amethyst: I want to strangle you

Pearl: But you aren't tall enough.

Amethyst: Well

Amethyst: You've sunken low enough for me to reach.

#pearlmethyst #pearl su #amethyst #amethyst su #pearl #steven universe

Peridot: What's the difference between Lapis Lazuli and napkins?

Peridot: NAPKINS ARE FREE

#peridot su #steven universe #su #peridot #lapis lazuli #lapis #lapis su #lapis lazuli su #lapidot

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