Incorrect Sword Catcher Quotes

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Mayesh: Can’t you be serious for five minutes?

Conor: Thirty seconds is my limit.

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Kel: Why is that person glaring at you?

Jerrod: Oh, they accused me of being a creep for standing here for more than five minutes, and I may or may not have agreed and claimed I was here specifically to kidnap you. They don’t know how to respond, so they s just been scowling at from a distance ever since.

Kel: …shall we make an over dramatic exit?

Jerrod: Nothing would please me more.

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Jerrod, covering Kel’s eyes with his hands: Guess who!

Kel: It’s either Jerrod or the cold clammy hands of death.

Jerrod, putting his hands away: It’s Jerrod!

Kel: Damnit.

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Kel: I found your underground safe. I stole half the goal.

Antonetta: That’s decoy gold. You think I’d leave my gold in a locked safe buried underground, where anyone could find it?

Antonetta: You don’t know me at all.

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Conor: Dear frozen yogurt,

Conor: You are the celery of deserts.

Conor: Be ice cream or be nothing.

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Jerrod: That building is, like, 5 Lin away and we’re at least 14 Lin high.

Lin: Please don’t use me as a system of measurement.

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Kel: That guy tried to kill me once. You don’t forgive or forget something like that.

Jerrod:

Kel: Except you. You and I, we’re good.

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Jerrod: Do you trust me?

Ji-an: No.

Jerrod: Me neither.

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Aron: You’ve got to apologize.

Lin: Why?

Aron: Because it’s the mature and adult thing to do.

Lin: How does that affect me?

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Joss: Where are you going?

Kel, getting up and leaving: Life’s too short to waste it on you.

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Lin: I just want you to know that I love your son very much.

Lilibet: You do?

Lin: Yes.

Lilibet: Really?

Lin: Yes.

Lilibet:

Lilibet: May I ask why?

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Kel: Accidentally indulged in too much “free time” and turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

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Kel: We’re scamming this guy?

Ji-an: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Kel: What?! No!

Ji-an: Why not? We already stole Jerrod!

Jerrod: Hey guys.

Kel: No, we didn’t! Jerrod can think and talk for himself. He can do whatever he wants.

Jerrod: I wanna steal.

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Conor: Gray hell, Kel. We have to get you to Lin!

Kel: Oh just a flesh wound.

Conor: Yeah, but it’s like all of your flesh.

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Anjelica: I’m so sorry, I was just trying to help, I didn’t mean for you tone in danger.

Kel: Don’t feel bad, I’m usually about to die.

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Kel: I might have a plan, but we’ll need a distraction. How are you at bluffing, lying, and talking trash?

Jerrod: I’ve been told those are my most attractive qualities.

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Mayesh: I expected more out of you.

Conor: Why?

Mayesh: …You know, you’re right. That’s my bad.