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𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘴, 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦

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𖥸 corrin || he/him || 24 || white.

𖥸 incorrect quotes based on my “see you again” fic series.

𖥸 100% open to answering questions about my series.

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Optimus: Let’s see if Corrin’s free.

Optimus: I’ll call him.

Optimus: Or should I text?

Bumblebee: Calls bother him for some reason.

Optimus: Yeah, I think it’s a text.

Optimus: What sounds more casual, “Dear Corrin” or “Greetings, Corrin”?

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-After Blackarachnia makes him his blades-

Blackarachnia: Megatron is making me work even though there’s discord channels to read like morning paper?

Corrin: I will come kill him with my blades

Blackarachnia: Sometimes I worry you like the blades more than you like me

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Starscream: I’d lie for you.

Corrin: Yeah, but you lie all the time.

Corrin: You lie for no reason.

Corrin: Star, you just like to lie.

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-After Megatron forces them to form a trine-

Sunstorm: Let’s all take out our wires and braid them together like friendship bracelets

Corrin, while Slipstream looks on in disgust: That’s weird.

Sunstorm: Sorry…

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Slipstream: Do you want me to push him in the ocean?

Sunstorm: Do you want me to light him on fire?

Corrin, already sobbing: Oh my god.

Corrin: Sunny!

Corrin: Why is it always your first instinct to light someone on fire?

Sunstorm: Why isn’t it yours?

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Arcee: Such a polite young mech!

Corrin: My dad would be so embarrassed to hear that.

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Megatron: Corrin, you belong with the Predacons and I think Primal would understand.

Corrin: Well, I think OP would say you want to recruit me to ask me to very bad, bad things.

Megatron, faking offense: I would never ask you to do anything wrong, ugly or morally suspect.

Megatron: That's what I have Tarantulas for.

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Unicron: We're bonding.

Unicron: Corrin even called me the D-word.

Gaia: Dumbass?

Unicron: No.

Unicron: Dad.

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Shockwave: Do you feel like you have everything necessary to perform your job?

Corrin: I don’t have happiness.

Shockwave: Well that’s not a workplace requirement.

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Sentinel: You want to know why I usually work alone?

Corrin: Because people don’t like you?

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Corrin, walking with Orion after “arresting” him: Crushes are the worst.

Orion: I know right?

Orion: I always act stupid around mine.

Corrin, laughing: But you’re always acting stupid.

Orion: Yeah don’t think too hard about that.

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-During This Is Why I Hate Machines-

Corrin, to Ratchet and Fanzone: I don’t know what’s scarier.

Corrin: That everyone on this planet wants to run a sword through my spark or that...

Corrin: I kinda just wanna let them.

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Sentinel: I’ll warn you.

Sentinel: I’ve been trained to kill since I onlined.

Corrin: Wow.

Corrin: And how long have you been training to be a prat?

Sentinel: You can’t address me like that!

Corrin: Sorry.

Corrin: How long have you been training to be a prat, my Prime?

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Bumblebee: I diagnose you with “gets no bitches”.

Corrin: Oh by all means, preach to me from your ivory tower of zero hoes.

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Corrin, over their comm link: Hostage or not, sometimes it's just nice to be held.

Slipstream: CORY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

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Corrin, to the students: I weep for your offspring, and pray I'm retired by the time they reach the academy.