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things my ocs (and their friends) say

[depresseddisneyprincess]

reblog this for 2019 to be the gayest year you’ve ever lived

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amethyst: have i ever told you how much i love you?

evelyn: we're not getting mcdonalds.

amethyst: ...this is bullshit.

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leora: i will not hesitate to strangle you.

evelyn: can you even reach my neck?

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evelyn: there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you know what else there's plenty of in the sea? trash. there's too much trash in the sea.

oscar: can't tell if you're going through a bad breakup or trying to raise awareness about pollution.

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kisa: listen up you little shits!

kisa: not you, eve, you're an angel, and we're all glad you're here.

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evelyn: are you going to be good?

elaine: i'm going to be myself.

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finnick: here's a fun christmas idea. we hang up mistletoe but instead of kissing whoever you stand under it with, you have to FIGHT the person instead!

evelyn: we aren't doing that.

finnick: MISTLEFOE!

evelyn: no.

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sammuel: when have i ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

evelyn: i keep a list. it's alphabetized.

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evelyn: so.. you didn't have a happy childhood?

indigo: my favorite toy was either a barbie or a knife. you put it together.

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evelyn: my baby!

jane: i'm a teenager.

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kye: have i ever lied to you?

evelyn: yes, many times.

kye: i mean.. today!

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evelyn: welcome to applebees, would you like the apples or the bees?

foster: what?

evelyn: apples or bees?

foster: uh.. i guess, bees.

evelyn: HE ORDERED THE BEES!

danni: *approaches, shaking jar of bees*

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finn: we're friends, right?

evelyn: normally, i'd say yes, but i feel like this is heading somewhere and i'm not sure i like where.

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evelyn: what are you doing?

devon: i'm confronting the person who ruined my life.

evelyn: you're yelling at a mirror.

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essie: i know we've always had this sort of unspoken rivalry.

evelyn: it's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me. and it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

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evelyn: if i was sick, could i do this?

thorne: what are you doing?

evelyn: cartwheels. am i not doing them?

thorne: no.

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stella: don't say a word.

evelyn: ....

evelyn: fergalicious.

stella: i said not a word!

evelyn: oh, i see. two weeks ago, when we were playing scrabble, it wasn't a word, but now that it's convenient for you, it suddenly is!