Incorrect Transformers Quotes

this might as well be called incorrect Starscream quotes BC that's all I ever post but I'm not losing this username

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Megatron: I can’t feel my leg.

Starscream:

Starscream: *Stabs his leg*

Megatron, screaming: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

Starscream: You’re a liar!

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Starscream to Megatron: Most people your age die. Why won't you?

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Thundercracker: I need your help.

Starscream: Alright but it's gonna cost you.

Thundercracker: You owe me eight thousand credits.

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Wheeljack: Starscream, you can’t be mad at me for something I did in your dream.

Starscream: Watch me.

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Tailgate: When are you free?

Cyclonus: I'm forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so I am never truly "free", but I don't really have any plans all next week except Monday

[zekielzilla]

can I draw this

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ofc!!! anyone's welcome too :)

[zekielzilla]

I drew it :) also it's a little sloppy so sorry about that

last drawing is a bonus ig

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Megatron: *Gently taps table*

Starscream: *Taps back*

Skywarp: What are they doing?

Thundercracker: Morse code.

Megatron: *Aggressively taps table*

Starscream: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Rodimus: How do you pronounce that?

Megatron: Pronounce what?

Rodimus: Bourgeois? Bourgeoisie?

Megatron: With hatred.

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Tailgate: When are you free?

Cyclonus: I'm forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so I am never truly "free", but I don't really have any plans all next week except Monday

[zekielzilla]

can I draw this

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ofc!!! anyone's welcome too :)

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Rung: Question for everybody: What do you do when you can't fall asleep? Do you have a special song that helps you fall asleep?

Whirl: I punch myself in the face repeatedly until it goes dark

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Tailgate: When are you free?

Cyclonus: I'm forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so I am never truly "free", but I don't really have any plans all next week except Monday

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Rodimus: This is fun, something you wouldn’t understand because you’re not programmed to feel joy.

Ultra Magnus: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.

Rodimus: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes, it kind of ruins my enjoyment of them.

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Starscream: How many times do I have to apologise?

Bumblebee: Once would be nice.

Starscream: No.

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Skywarp: If TC and I were drowning, who would you save?

Starscream: You two can’t swim?

Skywarp: It’s a hypothetical question, Starscream! Who would you save?

Starscream: My time and effort.

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Starscream: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Megatron: I’m guessing they’re all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Starscream: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically god.

Megatron: There it is.

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Starscream: Come here.

Megatron: Why?

Starscream: Just come here.

Megatron: No you're going to hit me.

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Megatron: Starscream, where were you between the hours of 12 and 1 am?

Starscream: Sleeping. Why?

Megatron: There was a break in at the local museum. A valuable gemstone was stolen.

Starscream: Oh no! Who could've done such a thing?! 

Megatron, sighing: Just put it back.

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Thundercracker: Hey Starscream, in your opinion what’s the height of stupidity?

Starscream: How tall is Skywarp?

Thundercracker: 30 feet?

Starscream: 30 feet.