incorrect quotes from st. bonaventure hospital

things that were definitely said by characters from the good doctor

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Claire: I totally respect your decision, but I've already made my own decision.

Morgan: That's literally the opposite of respecting my decision.

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Lea: Do you care if I take the skin off the furby? I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin on his path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Lea: Also I want to softhack all his circuits.

Shaun: I literally don’t care what you do just never never say anything that frightening again.

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Jared: My good looks are ruining people’s lives.

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Claire: I just found out I'm the most boring person on Earth.

Morgan: Did something happen to Shaun?

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Claire: Permission to take a selfie of the two of us, Ma'am ?

Audrey: Denied.

Claire, snapping a photo: Too late!

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Shaun: I put us all in a rank system so you would all care about your jobs.

Claire: What's my rank?

Shaun: Second after me.

Jared: Wait, what's my rank?

Shaun: Third.

Jared: What!? Why am I third?

Shaun: Too volatile.

Jared: Bull crap! This is bull crap!!

Shaun: Alex, you're fourth.

Morgan: So what am I?

Shaun: Fifth.

Morgan: Fifth? That's last! Why in the heck would I be last?!

Shaun: Too much lip and very sassy.

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Shaun: What a wonderful day. Quick reminder: We are dying.

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Morgan: Claire, you're in denial.

Claire: I'm comfortable with that.

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Andrews: You know, you were right.

Shaun: About what, specifically? Cause I'm right about a lot of things.

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Lea: What if we pronounced female like tamale?

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Carly: We are so gonna tear it up tonight!

Shaun: That’s slang, right?

Carly: Right.

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Shaun: Listen, I hate to cut short a meeting with my third and fifth favorite people, but I have a date with my first favorite person.

Jared: Wait, am I third and fifth?

Claire: You are in no one's top three.

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Jared: If i die, my funeral's gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited.

Claire: If?

Shaun: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.

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Claire: Thanks for coming, Alex. I could really use your help with this.

Alex: Pass.

Claire: You came all this way just to pass on helping me?

Alex: Yeah, I wanted to see your face when I said no.

Claire: ...

Alex: Totally worth it.

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Lea: Do you think I talk to much?

Shaun: You told me a 40 minute story about coffee.

Lea: Which was exactly the right length.

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Shaun: That was my sarcastic voice.

Morgan: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.

Shaun: I’ve been told that.

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Lea: Back off, grandp.

Glassman: That’s not an insult, okay? Grandpas are the backbone of this country.