dont take this blog too seriously

maddie's dramatic, nafi's an angel, everyone loves to hate oscar, james is trying to pull us together, moe is angry, you get the gist of it

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Cat: Hello, people who do not live here.

Oscar: Hi!

Ethan: Hello.

Cat: I gave you a key for emergencies.

Ethan: We were out of doritos.

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James: Why don't you go start a ruiners club? Oh wait, you'd probably just ruin it.

Moe: Well then I'd be doing my job because it's a ruiners club.

James: You ruined my analogy!

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Do you ever think about how supermarkets have no clear indicator of time passing visually? Like if u go into a supermarket in the morning or midnight it would look the same, same harsh white lighting. Time isn’t real. Nothing is real. Avocados are half off

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Ethan: I remember the day I got my first paycheck, there was a cave-in in one of the mines.

Maddie: Ethan, you worked in a mine?

Ethan: No I worked in a Dairy Queen.

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Cat: I hate your hair.

Oscar: Impossible. No one does.

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Oscar: Yeah, I definitely don’t like the name James.

James: What a weird way to kick me when I’m down.

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Moe: Hey, Lola, look, I’m melting butter.

Lola: That’s great, Moe. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.

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Nafi: I didn't really hit my academic stride until I cut out that time-suck known as 'playing outdoors.'

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moe, maddie, gabe, and debra during gym

Moe: Don't underestimate us.

Moe: Our team's motto is "Maybe we'll get lucky next time".

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Sam: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Maddie: Can't relate.

Gabe: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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Maddie: Which country has the most birds?

Maddie: Portugeese

Maddie: Wait

Nafi: That’s a language

Moe: Portugull

Bella: Nice recovery

Sam: Don’t you mean nice redovery

Alex: Turkey, how did we miss turkey

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Bella: How many popsicles have you eaten today?

Gabe: *laying in a bed of popsicle wrappers*

Gabe: Now is not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human.

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Oscar: Well, you know when you know someone, and you see that they have another like, life away from you and it feels weird?

Sam: Like when you see your teacher in the grocery store weird, or when someone you've known for a long time tarts wearing a cowboy hat weird?

Oscar: The...first thing weird.

Sam: That's good, 'cause I was thinking about getting a cowboy hat.

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Gabe, to Oscar: BDSM stands for:

Bro

Don't ever be

Sad

My love for you is eternal

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Nafi: My sexual orientation is people are pretty and I am scared of all of them.

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James: Rules were made to be followed. Nothing was made to be broken.

Nafi: Uh, piñatas?

Bella: Glowsticks?

Oscar: Karate boards.

Sam: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot.

Gabe: And rules!