Cosmic Funnies
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if i look back, i am lost
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@incorrectthenanny
Niles, thinking: I spent about 80% of my time talking about Miss Babcock, and the other 20% of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring her up so I could talk about her more. I could hear people getting bored with me, but I couldn't stop. It just kept coming up like word vomit.
Fran: Mr Sheffield, you got any advice for this young woman (referring to herself) on how to get through to Miss Babcock?
Maxwell: I agree.
Fran: That's a confusing way to answer that question. Am I wrong?
Maxwell: No, I mean, "I agree with C.C." Just agree with everything she throws at you. Really takes the anger wind out of her brat sails.
C.C.: Niles is a Muppet.
C.C.: And hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch.
C.C.: Now, where were we? Oh yes. Killing you.
Fran: You can't kill me! There'll be paperwork.
Brighton: If whales are so smart, why do they spend all of their time in the water?
Brighton: Just eating and swimming and singing and- oh my god, I want to be a whale.
Niles at C.C.: Stop being so mean to me, or I swear to god I'm gonna fall in love with you.
C.C.: I was wondering about date night tonight. Do you want to stay in? Because you know what that means.
Niles: Romantic dinner and watching movies together?
C.C.: Sex on the couch.
Niles: Or your thing.
C.C.: Actually, watching movies sounds great.
Niles: Or your thing.
C.C., walking into the kitchen: Morning, lover.
Niles: Morning Miss Babcock.
C.C.: I gotta say, after last night, I'm a little weak in the knees.
Maxwell: *walks out from behind the refrigerator door and slams it shut*
C.C.:
Niles:
Maxwell: Here's an idea, you walk into a room... take a quick scan
Fran: Have you ever had something so beautiful, everybody wants it?
Maxwell: I have YOU.
Maxwell: You're irrationally angry 365 days a year, C.C.
C.C.: What are you talking about?
C.C., earlier that day: *pushes door that says pull*
C.C.: I will push if I wanna push! *pushes to no avail*
C.C.: I HATE DOORS!
C.C.: Stop it! Do you want me to never talk to you again?!
Niles:
C.C.: What?
Niles: Hang on, I'm considering.
Maxwell: I wish Miss Fine was here.
Fran: I'm here!
Niles: I wish I had a million dollars!
Maxwell and Fran: ...
Niles: Just checking.
C.C.: *sniffing*
C.C.: Something's changed.
Niles: Oh, it's a new cologne. My barber suggeste-
C.C.: No, not you! I know what YOU smell like.
Fran: Ow!
Gracie: What's wrong?
Fran: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow
Gracie: It's called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
Fran: Do you make a habit of scaring the oblivion out of people.
C.C.: It's more of a hobby.
C.C.: Halloween is so stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you're not.
Fran: You're a Broadway producer.
C.C.: I spoke to the owner of the sun.
Fran: You spoke to god??
C.C.: ...no, the newspaper.