incorrect the vamps quotes

none of these are real (allegedly)

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Brad: Hey guys- Why are you all standing on chairs? Are you playing a game?

Connor: Yeah, we’re playing “we saw a big ass spider and don’t know where the fuck it went”

Brad: [scrambles into chair]

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Connor: I like people.

James: No you don’t.

Connor: I’m trying to like people. It’s just, you know, so hard to weed through the stupid ones.

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“Listen up fives, a ten is speaking.”

— Brad

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Tristan: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd.

Brad: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?

Tristan: I said a lot of other really nice things, okay? Toughen up, nerd.

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“Want some breakfast? I know how to make cereal”

— Connor

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Brad: Look at all these dishes. I used to just throw them in the sink and they’d be magically cleaned up by morning.

James: I did that. I cleaned the dishes.

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Connor: We have fun, don’t we?

Brad: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Connor: Not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something I did? Indescribable

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Tristan: Hey, you wanna bang?

James:

Tristan: I meant hang.

James:

Tristan: Actually, no, I didn’t.

James:

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James: Wait, you like me?? For my personality???

Tristan: I know, I was surprised too.

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Connor: [pretending to have sky dived to impress Luce] Jumping out of helicopters is dangerous. You know, they say one in five people don’t make it to the ground.

James: [snorts] What do you mean they don’t make it to the ground? Where do they go?

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Brad: Tristan, I never doubted you for a moment!

Tristan: Thank you, Brad. You’re lying, though, right?

Brad: Oh, yes. I doubted you very strongly.

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Connor: We have fun, don’t we?

Brad: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Brad: Look at all these dishes. I used to just throw them in the sink and they’d be magically cleaned up by morning.

James: I did that. I cleaned the dishes.

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Want some breakfast? I know how to make cereal

Connor

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Tristan: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd.

Brad: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?

Tristan: I said a lot of other really nice things, okay? Toughen up, nerd.

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James: If I die, my ghost is gonna haunt you!

Connor: Then your ghost is going to see some disgusting stuff