Incorrect Quotes From The Witcher

Burn Butcher Burn Stan account | following from @attackhimbo

[incorrectthewitcher]

Alright mothers and fuckers of the jury what’s the new season like and is Liam any good

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

jaskier showed up in the season's first ep.......

[incorrectthewitcher]

Oh we are so back besties, Canon queer jaskier

[stevenrogered]

You learned my song. My- my playing’s shit, and I did have a-

[patroclusdefencesquad]

they should let jaskier wear eyeliner i wanna see it run down his cheeks as he sobs

[izzy-hands]

we expected nothing less… {x}

[incorrectthewitcher]

Joey frothing at the bit to confirm queer Jaskier

[tvfilmsource]

The Witcher | 1x05 Bottled Appetites

[pandalikeelf]

*looking respectfully* 

[yeraskier]

feels really good to be a jaskier stan right now

[wren-of-the-woods]

For anyone else who was wondering, I think this is the article and it's all really good!

[dear-ao3]

[0dde11eth]

[infinite-mirrors]

there’s something different about him…

[zainclaw]

Henry is literally the only reason a live action Geralt of Rivia worked in the first place. And it has nothing to do with him being a big fit dude but everything to do with him being a huge nerd and a bigass fan of the books and the video games. He knew this character. He was literally on set discussing with the show runners what Geralt would or wouldn’t do. This show only worked because Henry was the One good choice for Geralt. Just cancel your fucking show.

[yenvengerberg]

#current mood

[jambearie]

[wren-of-the-woods]

Opening Tumblr today as a member of the Witcher fandom:

[aziz-the-fangirl]

yes, henry cavill leaving is sad BUT if it has to happen I want the show to lean into the ridiculousness of the main character changing faces mid story.

like, I want jaskier to see liam!geralt for the first time, do a double take and then spend an entire episode being like "you look different. did you do something to your hair? are you wearing contacts? is that a new jerkin? oh I know, you lost some weight, didn't you!" while geralt keeps insisting nothing changed

[0dde11eth]

Geralt: You look pretty

Jaskier: What?

Geralt: I said you look shitty!