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You were looking at your phone, you dip! What were you tweeting, hashtag there’s a freaking ghost after us?

Theo to Steve, probably. (Submitted by gay-rainbow-fish)

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Shirley: If I wrote a book with this many problems, I'd kill myself.

Steve: Do you have a question Shirley?

Shirley: Yes I have a lot of questions. Number one: How dare you?

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This is it for me, guys. Farewell. At least I died how I lived. Drunk and anxious.

Theo Crain, probably.

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Luke: So, I’m going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Nellie: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Luke: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

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Trish: [kisses Theo]

Theo: What is this?

Trish: Affection.

Theo: Disgusting.

Theo:

Theo: Do it again.

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People are always like ‘are you a morning person or a night person’ and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person.

Luke Crain, probably.

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Shirley: Do you wanna hang out this weekend?

Theo: Generic excuse.

Shirley: Did you just say “generic excuse”?

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Theo: Joking about a kink is a gateway drug into developing said kink.

Nellie: My kink is mental, emotional, and financial stability.

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Olivia: Are we really going to let Luke keep Abigail?

Hugh: We kept Theo.

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Olivia: Isn’t there someone else you can torture?

Poppy: Probably, but I choose you.

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Steve: You should have done this earlier.

Theo: In my defense, I forgot.

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Get you a man who can’t do either. My time to shine.

Steve Crain, probably.

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I do not appreciate being paraphrased, Shirl. I choose my words VERY deliberately.

Theo Crain, probably.

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Poppy: I have an idea.

Olivia: No murder.

Poppy: I no longer have an idea.

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Arthur: Are you nervous?

Nellie: Yes.

Arthur: Is this your first time?

Nellie: No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.

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Nellie, at the McDonalds drive thru: Hey yeah can I get one McWill to live please

Luke, through the speaker: Nellie we’ve talked about this.

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Nellie: You read my diary?

Steve: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.