It's a mess

[mixelixi]

Fall and uni is coming closer so it's time to bring out my good old friend 😍 @passionplanner

[tereozil]

Laugh From Around The World In Messages.

From fb.

[thembobot-deactivated20241025]

- Duck

[just-shower-thoughts]

When im driving 45 behind someone in a 45, im like hurry the fuck up! But, when driving 45 alone….totally cool with it, hell i might go 43

[shiropoint]

This is mesmerizing to watch.

[fuu-dog-treats]

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

[ask-ickle-mod]

[thatsthat24]

Holy………..shmokes…….

[mozzarella-shenanigans]

Oh?? My god??

[traitor]

THis is fucking amazing

[theladytrickster]

If that doesn’t say ‘suck my dick, Nazis’. I don’t know what does

[ayellowbirds]

Over 113, now! He missed celebrating his Bar Mitzvah because of the first World War, so he finally observed it September 2016, a hundred years later.

[angelicguy]

[jooces]

Dick Game Diego

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

Extinction: avoided

Species: saved

Dick: out

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST

[terriamon]

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

[terriamon]

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

[terriamon]

[5amedi]

What is this??

[terriamon]

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[mixelixi]

plot twist: you are everyone's first choice.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since Earth is the third planet from the sun, doesn’t that make every country a third-world country?

[sportsfemme-deactivated20170529]

My girlfriend suddenly buried her face in her hands like something was wrong and it took like 10 minutes to get her to tell me what was going on and she showed me this post

[justcameron1]

[foodchewer]

I live for compliments

[foodchewer]

im so alive 

[shonensupreme]

Apparently it’s national kissing day! You know what that means~

[shonensupreme]

It means you can all kiss my ass

[sasaq]

[bunnyfood]

FIGHT ME

[kanyewesticle]

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

[what--inspires--me]