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LOOK AT THEM! I love them so much, I can’t wait to have them! ALSO I AM HELLA EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE AFTER THAT TRAILER
Jesse: Good grief, is Dina this bossy in bed?
Ellie: If I’m lucky...
Jesse: Dina is going to kick your ass, Ellie...
Ellie: Nah, Dina likes my ass too much for that.
Ellie: Here’s all I know about fashion; I like blue.
Dina: Joel, it’s time to stop treating us like children. And it’s also time to stop feeding us dinosaur-shaped nuggets!
Joel: But you love your dinosaur nuggets!
Dina: Yeah... when we were eight.
Jesse: We are adults now, Joel!
Ellie: *playing with her nuggets* Rawr rawr rawr rawr!
Joel: Man, repressing your feelings is great!
[during training]
Joel: You need to go a little easier on Jesse... He’s having a hard time with the bow.
Ellie: I’m trying to get the best out of him! We don’t just give out, well done for staying alive trophies here, Joel.
Ellie: ...Well, actually, yes we do. Dina makes them and they’re adorable. But that is besides the point!
Ellie: That... uh... dress is really beautiful.
Dina: Do you think so?
Ellie: Yes! I mean, it was nice on the hanger, but it looks even better on you. You should... you should wear it out.
Dina: ...I am wearing it.
Ellie: Oh, right. Ha. Of course.
Ellie: [to Dina & Jesse] Now, you two sit tight. I’m gonna go murder everyone and I’ll be right back.
Dina: You look like you slept in the woods.
Jesse: I did!
Ellie: Why?
Jesse: You guys left me in the forest!
Ellie: Oh yeah... I knew we were forgetting something!
Jesse: Why didn’t you come find me? Didn’t you notice I wasn’t at the base?!
Ellie: "Or everyone's going to die." That's what they always say. But there's always a little bit of time before everybody dies, and that's when I do my best work!
Jesse: Wait, you two are sleeping together?!
Ellie: Only when we’re done having sex...
Dina: *facepalms*
Joel: Have you ever been to an animal hospital?
Ellie: No...
Ellie: *imagines a dog holding a stethoscope*
Ellie: ...but I want to.
Ellie: Jesse, tell Dina she’s an idiot but I still love her.
Jesse: Tell her yourself.
Ellie: Can’t, we’re fighting.
Jesse: You’re literally on her lap?
Jesse: I can’t believe you and Ellie broke the bed last night.
Jesse: It must have been wild.
Dina: Haha... Yeah...
[Last night]
Dina: Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
Ellie: Try me.
Ellie [after meeting Dina]: I've only known Dina for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone left on this planet and then myself.
Ellie: Can I go ride my skateboard outside?
Joel: Whatever, I’m not your dad.
Ellie: [runs off on skateboard]
Joel: WEAR A FUCKING HELMET!