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100% totally real actual things yunho and changmin have said

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Changmin: Health is so important.

Yunho: You had custard creams for breakfast.

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Changmin: I would say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good.

Changmin: So I simply did myself.

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Yunho: There's an old Chinese proverb. "Lies are like tigers, they are bad".

Changmin: That's it?

Yunho: It's much more poetic in Mandarin.

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Minho: Do you ever, like, think about the future?

Yunho: Sure, I do.

Minho: Really? Am I in it?

Yunho: You are it.

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Yunho: What is the most inspiring thing I’ve ever said to you?

Changmin: “Don’t be an idiot” changed my life.

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(At Knowing Brothers filming)

Yunho: *clicks his pen*

Changmin: *clicks pen in response*

Hodong: Stop that.

Yunho: Stop what?

Hodong: You’re talking about me in morse code.

Changmin: Yes, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

*later*

Changmin, to Heechul: That’s exactly what we did…

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Changmin: *playing the guitar*

Kyuhyun: You take requests?

Changmin: Sure!

Kyuhyun: Stop.

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Changmin: I’ll tell you one thing that always lasts forever.

Yunho: Friendship?

Changmin: Herpes.

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Changmin: I'm a joke.

Kyuhyun: You're not a joke. You have to be funny to be a joke.

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Yunho: (holding open a door) After you.

Minho: No, after you.

Yunho: I insist, after you.

Changmin: (pushing through) After me.

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Yunho: Changmin made me call all of Kyuline and tell them he was dead to see how they’d react.

*flashback*

Changmin: Is he crying? Is he crying?

Yunho: (on the phone with Kyuhyun) A little.

Changmin: (grabs the phone) You should be wailing, you stone cold bitch! (hangs up) Now call Suho.

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Changmin: You could have died!

Yunho: I wasn’t hurt that badly, the doctor said all the bleeding was internal! That’s where the blood’s supposed to be!

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Mothertrucker, dude! That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

Yunho (trying to censor himself for The Youths on 72 hours)

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(NCT ask about the Tri-Angle era)

Yunho: Honestly, I don’t remember.

Yunho: I was probably fucked up.

Yunho: Yeah, I was crazy back then.

Yunho: heuahheuhah

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Changmin: Are you drinking Pepsi for breakfast?

Yunho: Yeah, what did you have for breakfast?

Changmin: ...Nothing.

Yunho: I'm doing better than you.

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Changmin: Yunho hyung, think about this.

Changmin: I’m your hottest friend! Wait, that’s Boa.

Changmin: Your nicest friend! Nope, that’s Hojun hyung.

Changmin: I’m your friend!