OC INCORRECT Q U O T E S

dumb things said by my (not so) dumb characters and co.

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felix: this assignment is easy, just write about your happiest childhood memory.

charlie: excuse me my what now-

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Vik: there should be another word for water.

Eikko: no bones ice.

Cain: ocean sauce.

Metias: earth juice.

Vik:

Vik: what the fuck?

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Kora: you’ve been spending an awful lot of time with cain, hows that going?

Cassian: he’s a tricky one. keeps me on my knees.

Cassian: I MEAN TOES!

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Cain: you remind me of the ocean.

Vik: because i’m dark and mysterious?

Cain: no, because you’re full of salt and you scare people.

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Azure: if you like me, raise your hand.

Cain: what do i do if i don’t like you though?

Azure: then raise your standards bitch, the fuck?

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Cassian: are you alright? i don’t think you slept at all last night.

Cain: actually i got eight minutes of sleep.

Cain: not consecutively but it’s fine. how are you, blurry image number seven?

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Kaiden: okay let’s be real, are any of us straight? at least one of us?

Azure: *slowly puts his hand up*

Cassian: *slowly lowers azure’s hand*

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Azure: c’mon guys! nobody thinks eikko is actually my son.

Vik, turning to the rebellion: put your hand up if you think eikko is azure’s son.

*everyone puts their hand up*

Azure: put your hand down, eikko.

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Cassian explaining his life to new teen rebels

Cassian: so then i was on the dam, well more like standing right at the edge and well...

Cassian: *remembers those vines eikko showed him in his lab*

Cassian: i yeeted myself off the dam and into a coma.

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Azure: hey eikko, what does ‘thicc’ mean? it has two c’s.

Eikko: oh, well, it kinda means like, um... i guess it practically means you have a nice butt.

Azure:

Eikko:

Azure, squinting intently at his phone: ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵛⁱᵏ

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vik: azure is such an angel. why would ANYONE ever want to hurt him?

cain: i don’t know, maybe because they’ve met him?

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azure, on the phone: hey cain.

cain: what do you want? i’m driving.

azure: where?

cain: away from the capitol.

azure: you left me in the capitol.

cain:

cain: okay but have you thought that maybe i did that on purpose

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vik, teaching azure how to drive: okay you’re driving, and cain and eikko walk onto the road. quick, which do you hit?

azure: oh, definitely cain. i could never hurt eikko.

vik, massaging her temples: the brakes. you hit the brakes.

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Azure: if you were walking through the woods and you found me, stabbed and bleeding on the ground, what would you do?

Luka: change direction because i’ve clearly been walking in a circle.

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cain: you know, the capitol can be real aggressive, so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.

cain, blowing an air horn: GET FUCKED!

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Cain: all in all, i say that mission was a 100% success.

Vik, panicking: cain, we lost azure!

Cain: all in all, i say that mission was a 100% success.

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Eikko: i just realized that the five stages of grief — denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance — spell out DABDA and i feel this is very important information

Cassian:

Eikko: sometimes you just have to DAB DA grief away.

Cassian: never fucking speak to me ever again.