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Ben: Okay. I’ll take the ones on the right, you take the ones on the left.

Chance: But there's twice as many on the left.

Ben: I know. I can count.

#virals incorrect quotes #virals series #ben blue #chance claybourne #okay but like... savage.#source: red vs blue

Ben: That's a crazy idea.

Ben: Insane.

Ben: It doesn't make sense.

Tory: You'll do it?

Ben: Of course.

#Virals incorrect quotes #virals series #ben blue #tory brennan #bluenan #source: troubled birds

Ella: We’ll see if we can break in, but be subtle.

Will: Yeah, yeah.

Will: [proceeds to kick the door repeatedly]

Ella: [sighs] That's not subtle.

#virals incorrect quotes #virals series #ella francis #will speckman #i would do more trinity but like i don't remember cole's last name so if u do hmu #and honestly that's not subtle is a summary of my life #source: leverage

Tory: "Alone time" always translates into "let's get Tory out of the house so we can have loud, obnoxious sex."

Kit:

Whitney:

Kit: Does that mean we can't?

Whitney: [facepalms]

#virals incorrect quotes #virals series #tory brennan #kit howard #whitney dubois #kitney #i'm screeching awdslk;afnds #source: buffy the vampire slayer

Hi: [dangling from the roof] I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle, Sheldon, in kindergarten! He went to heaven, and now my life is bad!

Hi: [looks up] Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now!

Chance: [out of Hi's line of sight] Hi?

Hi: SHELDON?!

#virals incorrect quotes #virals series #hi stolowitski #chance claybourne #i always wanted a turtle but never got one *sigh*#source: drake and josh

Hi: I turned out perfectly fine!

Shelton: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Hi: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

#virals incorrect quotes #virals series #hi stolowitski #shelton devers #helton #okay this one is kinda my fave #source: how i met your mother

Hi: [after Ben says something about Chance] Thank you for making that announcement that no one cared about.

#virals incorrect quotes #virals series #hi stolowitski #ben x chance #source: scream queens

Shelton: …I guess he put two and two together.

Hi: FOUR!

Shelton: It wasn’t a test, Hi.

Hi: Yes it was. I win. A+.

#Virals incorrect quotes #virals series #shelton devers #hi stolowitski #source: red vs blue

Hi: My emotions have three outlets.

Hi: Haughty silence.

Hi: Tears.

Hi: And RAGE!

#virals incorrect quotes #virals series #hi stolowitski #same my gay son #same #source: troubled birds

Ben: [while digging a hole] After sunset, this field is gonna be completely dark. No clear sight lines from the road. First thing to find a body out here would be a coyote–

Shelton: Okay. Now I'm scared.

Ben: I'm here.

Shelton: Ben, you're what's scaring me.

#virals incorrect quotes #virals series #ben blue #shelton devers #that's it that's their relationship #source: leverage

Chance: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Ben is strong and mysterious and sorta unassuming but well-muscled.

Tory: I am not sleeping with Ben! But I'm starting to think that you might be!

#virals incorrect quotes #virals series #chance claybourne #tory brennan #bluenan #ben x chance #source: buffy the vampire slayer

Ben: Hi, I've been trying to tell you this for years. Your 'bacon allergy' is a lie your mom made up so you'd eat healthy as a kid.

Hi: No! I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff!

Hi: Bacon... doughnuts... Halloween candy... not saying 'thank you'...

Ben: Oh my god.

#virals incorrect quotes #virals series #ben blue #hi stolowitski #you know i'm allergic to chocolate for real though it sucks #also ruth 200% would do this especially allergic to not saying thank you #source: how i met your mother