Defoko is watching

why

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Kurotane Piko: Honestly, I'm so evil. I'm full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living and strike fear into-

Fukase: You sleep with a teddy bear

Kurotane Piko: he's seCOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

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Namine Ritsu: The first person to reply is gau

Namine Ritsu: *gay

Namine Ritsu: Wait, no-

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"People think I'm cruel but I actually have the heart of a child... four of 'em, to be specific. I collect them!"

~Sukone Tei (probably)

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Zatsune Miku: You see this? It's a white flag, and you better start waving it now

Utane Uta: The only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

MiraiKomachi: ... Oh my

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Utane Uta: Don't say a word...

Namine Ritsu: Fergalicious

Utane Uta: I said no words!

Namine Ritsu: Oh, so when we were playing Scrabble last week, it wasn't a word but now it is because it's convenient for you!

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Utatane Piko: Kurotane is going to kill us

Fukase: Not if we kill him first!

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Kurotane Piko: You have no idea what I'm capable of

Fukase: Don't take this personally but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake

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Sachiko: That's it, I'm taking your phone away until you learn to behave!

Fukase: Wow, I must be the colour of the communist manifesto!

Sachiko: You know, you could just say you're angry...

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SeeU: Name one way to be nicer to others

MAYU: Don't... murder them?

SeeU: You're setting the bar a little low here but I'll allow it

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Zatsune Miku: Hot dogs are tacos

Utane Uta: Care to elaborate?

Zatsune Miku: No

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Akita Neru: You make me so angry so quickly that it's remarkable

Hatsune Miku: I only said "hello"

Akita Neru: And yet here I am, boiling with hate!

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Yowane Haku: The world's population is 7,810,521,683, just in case anyone started feeling too important

Zatsune Miku: 7,810,521,682 people and me~

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Tell someone you love them today, because life is short... But scream it at them in German because life is also confusing and scary!

~ Namine Ritsu (probably)

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Kurotane Piko: Look, Utatane, I know we don't typically see eye to eye on things-

Utatane Piko: That's because you're short

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Yokune Ruko: What's a 5 letter word for annoying?

Utane Uta: Ritsu

Namine Ritsu: HEY!

Yokune Ruko: It fits

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Namine Ritsu: Guess I'm just too tough to cry

Utane Uta: Just today you were crying about snakes

Namine Ritsu: They don't have any arms!

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Fukase: For every like this post gets, a dollar will be donated to fix this little boy's broken neck

Kagamine Len: My neck isn't broken-

Fukase: *pushes Len down the stairs* Yes, it is