Personal Logs

Classified Voyager Logs, never meant to see the light of day

[incorrectvoyquotes]

During Parallax...

Kathryn: What's your biggest weakness?

B'Elanna: I can be uncooperative.

Kathryn: Ok, can you give me an example?

B'Elanna: No.

[incorrectvoyquotes]

Kathryn: *carrying a bath-bomb, a pink lemonade, and a handful of cosmic brownies toward the bathroom*

Tuvok: *raises an eyebrow*

Kathryn: Don't judge me.

[incorrectvoyquotes]

B'Elanna: And our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd. Think about that.

Harry: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?

B'Elanna: I said a lot of other nice things, okay? Toughen up, nerd.

[incorrectvoyquotes]

(B'Elanna sighs)

Tom: What's wrong?

B'Elanna: It's just... adults are boring. And I don't wanna buy all this boring adult stuff so we can become boring adults.

Tom: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we're going to buy a dish rack, and shower curtains, and a cutting board. But if you think for one second that I'm not also going to get that marshmallow shooter, so I can shoot you in the face when you're asleep... Then you're the dumbest person I know.

B'Elanna: You're gonna make me cry.

[incorrectvoyquotes]

B'Elanna: Maybe if we set this on fire...

Chakotay: No, yeah, that's a 'no'.

[incorrectvoyquotes]

I'd love to relax, but it's just not realistic.

Kathryn

[incorrectvoyquotes]

Kathryn: You're relentless.

Kashyk: I take that as a compliment.

Kathryn: You're taking it wrong.

[incorrectvoyquotes]

Kathryn: I'm good.

Kathryn: I haven't slept in a solid 83 hours, but yeah I'm good.

[incorrectvoyquotes]

Harry: Hey, Tom, can I get some dating advice?

Tom: Just because I'm with B'Elanna, doesn't mean I know how I did it.

[incorrectvoyquotes]

Tom: Is the equipment secure?

B'Elanna: Check.

Tom: Phaser charged?

B'Elanna: Check.

Tom: Did you have breakfast?

B'Elanna: What? That's not on the checklist.

Tom: I added it because I care about you.

B'Elanna: No, I did not have breakfast.

Tom: Unacceptable, look in your pocket.

B'Elanna, finding a granola bar in there: Hey, there are little chocolate chips in this!

Tom: Yeah, I'm not an idiot, I know how to trick my wife into eating her fiber.

[incorrectvoyquotes]

Chakotay: Has anyone ever told you that your tenacity can be a bit intimidating?

Kathryn: Yes, every day of my life since the second grade.

[incorrectvoyquotes]

Tom: You can't come in!

B'elanna: Why not?

Tom: Because, um, Harry is naked!

Harry: What?

Tom: Well, I couldn't tell her I was naked. She's allowed to see me naked.

Harry: Why does anyone have to be naked?!

[incorrectvoyquotes]

Tom: I wrote a song about you.

B'Elanna: Really?

Tom: Yeah, it's called "Bitch in Uniform."

[tomnlinsuns-deactivated20180712]

I’m that person that goes to your blog when you reblog a post of mine to read your tags. I am a tag reader. give me all the damn tags

[lightyearsofstories]

[incorrectvoyquotes]

Tom: "Mysterious activity?" On Voyager? You must be joking!

Tuvok: I assure you, I am not. I was born with a rare disorder that prevents me from experiencing humor.

Tom: (laughs nervously)

Tuvok: I don't understand that sound you're making with your mouth.

[incorrectvoyquotes]

Ratatouille. It’s like a stew, right? Why do they call it that? If you’re gonna name a food, you should give it a name that sounds delicious. Ratatouille doesn’t sound delicious. It sounds like “rat” and “patootie”. Rat-patootie. Which doesn’t sound delicious.

Neelix probably