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Murderer: Any last words?

Fernando: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

Alex *staring at the ceiling*: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

George *half asleep*: You would eat yourself?

Alex: I wouldn’t even question it.

Taylor Barnard: You know me, Sam,, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters?

Sam Bird: What?

Taylor Barnard: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”

Sam Bird: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

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