Incorrect War In The Pocket

The War in the Feels Never Ends

[incorrectwarinthepocket]

Steiner: Tell me a random thing about space.

Bernie: Abraham Lincoln is the president of Mars.

Steiner: What the fuck?!

Bernie: I don’t know, Garcia said it and it’s been haunting me ever since.

[incorrectwarinthepocket]

Garcia: I’m going to get soup.

Steiner: Be careful to not burn yourself, it’s hot

Garcia: *leaves rooms*

Garcia: Pfft, I’m not going to burn myself.

*30 seconds later*

Garcia: FUCK

Mikhail: He burned himself.

[incorrectwarinthepocket]

Bernie: Somebody needs to take me out

Chris: Like as a date or an assassin?

Bernie: Surprise me.