Incorrect Legends

We screw things up for the better

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Sara: is there anyone here who's actually straight?

Mick: [raises hand]

Ray: [puts his hand down]

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Zari 2: ROT IN HELL, CRAPFACE

Constantine: God, you're being so mean. Do it more.

Zari 2: I hope you die.

Constantine: [gasps hornily]

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Ava: Finally. Where have you guys been?

Zari 1: We had to stop by my bunk and then some stuff happened, you know.

Ava: Charlie's shirt is on inside out.

Zari 1: Yeah, that was the stuff.

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Sara: Take Nora and Ray.

Nate: Yes! My fantasy threesome!

Ray: ...

Nora: ...

Nate: …of Legends on a mission.

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Spooner: I've been accused of a great many things in my time but paranoid has never been one of them. Unless people have been saying it behind my back.

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Sara: Don't worry, everything will be fine.

Ava: How can you say that?

Sara: Because sometimes when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Mick: Haircut, relax, go get a beer.

Ray: I don't want a beer-

Mick: Who said it was for you?

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Snart: [holding a fork] You know, you're talking a lot of shit for someone who has two perfectly good eyeballs each costing around 16000$ on the black market.

Nate: ...

Snart: [goes back to eating]

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Zari 2: Adults don't care about their birthdays, Ava.

Ava: Last year you rode in on a horse.

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Sara: Ava likes to say you can be part of the problem or part of the solution, but I happen to believe you can be both.

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Wally: You know what you need?

Rip: To gather the Legends and put the fear of God in them.

Wally: I was going to say get a churro.

Rip: I can do both!

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[After Ray leaves the Waverider]

Charlie: Look, you're obviously upset about Ray leaving.

Behrad: So we've decided to help you out.

Nate: I'm not upset.

Behrad: We found you in the park throwing rocks at couples.

Nate: WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY?!

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Gary: I can't do it. Stress is bad for the baby.

Ava: What baby?

Gary: Me.

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Astra: Tell me who has me for Secret Santa.

Ray: No, that takes all of the fun out of it!

Astra: [glares]

Ray, sweating: It's Nate. He got you a scarf. I'll make him return it.

Astra: Yes, you will.

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Stein: Based on genital structure, cisgender men should really be the ones wearing skirts and cisgender women should be wearing pants.

Sara: The Scots were right all along

Rip: The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies

Sara: The Scots were right all along.

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Mick: I got this ring for you.

Snart: Eh, you know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Mick: You don't have to wear it.

Snart: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off

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Kendra: You're a professional thief?

Snart: More a vocation than a profession; other people's property just comes naturally to me.