Incorrect Legends

We screw things up for the better

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Mick: Listen here you little bitch-

Snart: Hey don't talk about my sister like that.

Mick: I was talking to your dad.

Snart: Oh. Carry on.

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Gary: I am a father.

Ava: It's a cat.

Gary: HE'S MY BLOOD!

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Nate: Are we friends again?

Behrad: No…we're brothers.

Nate: That was terrifying, don't pause like that!

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[On a hike]

Ava: It's beautiful out here.

Sara: And quiet.

Spooner: Too quiet.

Behrad: Did we lose someone?

[cut to Mick with a bear in a headlock]

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Stein: You know I hate it when you make up words, Dr. Palmer.

Ray: Are you still mad at me for saying 'snacksident'?

Stein: Yes, very.

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Constantine: Talk dirty to me.

Gary: I'm...not good at it at all.

Constantine: Just try?

Gary: Um...I've been bad?

Constantine: Oh yeah? How bad?

Gary: I...kicked a goose.

Constantine: Yea—Wait what?

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Sara: is there anyone here who's actually straight?

Mick: [raises hand]

Ray: [puts Mick's hand down]

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Zari 2: ROT IN HELL, CRAPFACE

Constantine: God, you're being so mean. Do it more.

Zari 2: I hope you die.

Constantine: [gasps hornily]

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Ava: Finally. Where have you guys been?

Zari 1: We had to stop by my bunk and then some stuff happened, you know.

Ava: Charlie's shirt is on inside out.

Zari 1: Yeah, that was the stuff.

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Sara: Take Nora and Ray.

Nate: Yes! My fantasy threesome!

Ray: ...

Nora: ...

Nate: …of Legends on a mission.

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Spooner: I've been accused of a great many things in my time but paranoid has never been one of them. Unless people have been saying it behind my back.

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Sara: Don't worry, everything will be fine.

Ava: How can you say that?

Sara: Because sometimes when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Mick: Haircut, relax, go get a beer.

Ray: I don't want a beer-

Mick: Who said it was for you?

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Snart: [holding a fork] You know, you're talking a lot of shit for someone who has two perfectly good eyeballs each costing around 16000$ on the black market.

Nate: ...

Snart: [goes back to eating]

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Zari 2: Adults don't care about their birthdays, Ava.

Ava: Last year you rode in on a horse.

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Sara: Ava likes to say you can be part of the problem or part of the solution, but I happen to believe you can be both.

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Wally: You know what you need?

Rip: To gather the Legends and put the fear of God in them.

Wally: I was going to say get a churro.

Rip: I can do both!