#zava

[jamietwat]

2/?

[marmot-bee-person]

[toxicroyjamie]

Not to sound like that one friend that’s too woke but the way Zava treated Jamie was genuinely weird (like, would be considered sexual harassment in a real workplace) and it doesn’t sit right with me that literally nobody except for Roy gave any credence to his discomfort at all even when he tried to bring it up diplomatically and respectfully in private

[avadcniels]

TED LASSO ⇢ 3x12 | SO LONG, FAREWELL

[gudakdalee]

Roy and Keeley broke up (!!)

Dani's crossed-finger Zava prayer 🤞, Jan Maas' dutch honesty 📢, Beard's operatic gasp (2x) 😱, Ted's no-expression-change faint 😵‍💫, Will reaching out with a water bottle to revive Ted 🫗, Jamie's musical Mancunian accent "ZAva~" 🎵, Jamie explaining what a CD is to Will 💿, Bumbercatch's WTF "wait a minute!" gesture 🤯, Beard's shocked stumble back in 🫨, Will and Jamie's "yup" faces bc they already knew Roy was the culprit 🤦‍♀️, and even Ted had an incredulous "r u serious?" face 🤨

[afcroyjamie]

[adventuresinnerdliness]

The Force Gets Involved…

Tech: So, the one thing we cannot do against Elite Squad is the False Nine.

Hunter: 'Cause that's Crosshair’s shit.

Tech: Exactly. So, we decided to go with our classic 4-4-2.

Hunter: Which is exactly what that prick expects us to do.

Tech: So, we do the opposite. Five up front. Full-on attack. But Crosshair knows we're gonna do that, because Crosshair knows that we're trying to outthink him by thinking like him.

Hunter: Well, f*ck Crosshair, f*ck thinking and f*ck f*cking Socrates.

Tech: So, we gotta stop thinking like Crosshair and start thinking like Crosshair would think we would think if Crosshair were thinking like us, and then do the last thing that Crosshair thinking like us thinking like Crosshair thinking like us would ever expect us to do... Have Maul drop back and play Crosshair's False Nine.

Hunter: Voi-f*cking-la.

Wrecker: Brilliant. One question.

Tech: Of course.

Hunter: Who f*cking cares?

Wrecker: Do you think Maul will do it?

[pghumfort]

Alternative title: Trent Crimm, as Zava knows him