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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Introduction
Hello! This blog is for posting incorrect cosmere quotes
btw I'm a terrible person who still haven't read the fourth book
So far I've worked on incorrect quotes for
Mistborn: Secret History
Wax and Wayne
So far of the Cosmere I've read
Mistborn Era 1
Mistborn: Secret History
Mistborn Era 2
Stormlight Archive books 1 and 2
Stormlight Archive: Edgedancer
Please no spoilers for anything I haven't read yet
Miles: [gesturing to Wax and Wayne] So... Which one of you is the pining idiot and which one is the oblivious dumbass?
Wayne: Why would I fuck a devil?
Wayne: It's simple - the status. Imagine when we all die in some tragic TPK, arriving at the gates of hell, all of you are crying, scared to death, and I, meanwhile, simply walk into the arms of my sugar devil. Legendary
Marasi: It's 2 am -
MeLaan: No, no, he has a point
Ranette: Got called a lesbian at the gun parts store earlier, lads.
Wax: Tell us what happened.
Ranette: Got called a lesbian at the gun parts store.
Wax: Yes, but why?
Ranette: I was being a lesbian.
Wax: At the gun parts store?
Ranette: Yeah, it was at the gun parts store.
Wayne: Am I valuable?
Steris: You mean in terms of money? Or in terms of the value you bring to the lives of those around you, which is also calculated in money?
Wayne: Hey, Wax, what do you call a sad strawberry?
Wax:
Wayne: A blueberry!
Wax: I want to kick you so bad right now.
Steris: Wax, you're being... berry rude.
Wax: NOT YOU TOO-
Wax: Mind if I join you?
Marasi: On many levels and with great intensity.
Steris, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Marasi: Hey.
Wayne: Hi.
MeLaan: Hello.
Steris: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
MeLaan: We were out of Doritos.
Wayne: I have a complicated relationship with sleep. By which I mean if I ever meet its god I can and will make them fear me so much they never come near me again.
Marasi: You're rude.
Wayne: Wow, you're like a detective or something.
Marasi: You have a crush on my sister.
Wax: I don't have a crush on her. She's just someone I stare at and like and when she's not here, it ruins my day.
Wax: Some days I'm really feeling down on my luck and then Steris will just silently hand me a small berry and you know what? It really does make everything better.
Wax: It's a disaster!
Wayne: My existence?
Wax: Not everything is about you, Wayne!
Wayne: We do have one thing in common.
Ranette: Uhh...our bodies are both 80% water?
Wax: We wait until they fall asleep and then we sneak into their tent, all right?
Steris: Mm. Cut their throats.
Wax: What?
Steris: What?
Wax: No. Harmony. What the fuck's wrong with you?
Steris: Nothing. I wasn't saying to do that. I didn't say that. I thought you were gonna say it.
Wax: You thought I was gonna say "cut their throats"? Who do you think I am, Scarface?
Steris: Give me a break!
Steris: I don’t really feel comfortable around large groups of people.
Marasi: Well, what do you consider a large group?
Steris: Anyone more than me.
Wax: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Steris: Wax no.
Marasi: Mistlefoe.
Steris: Please stop encouraging him.