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Abbie | 23 | She/They

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Enid: ❤️💓💞💛💘💙💓💕💖💓💛❤️💞❣️💚💕💓💝❤️💘💖💗💓💞💕💝💗💖❤️💘💗💛❣️💖💕💙💘💞💛💗💚💛💖💘

Tyler: How the fuck did you say that out loud?

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Enid: Please, I’m begging you. Let me treat this.

Wednesday: I’m sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Morticia: Discipline is an incredibly important part of a child's development. When I was a kid, if I did anything childlike - yell, run around, just generally have a zest for life - I would be put in time out. And I would have to reckon with the fact that I had committed a failure of character. And that is how I became the well-adjusted man that stands before you today.

Weems: That explains so much.

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Donovan: What were you looking for in my house?

Wednesday: The respect of your peers and a fulfilling home life.

Wednesday: But you were fresh out of both.

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Wednesday: I’m not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve done.

Pugsley: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.

Wednesday: They’re not.

Pugsley: Haha, very funny.

Wednesday: I’m serious, didn’t you hear?

Pugsley: No, what happened?

Eugene: Why would you fall for this again?

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Pugsley: Anytime I would do the laundry growing up, I would watch the water fill it up and I’d imagine there were little people on my clothes and then when the water came and got them they’d drown.

Eugene: What?

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Donovan, about Dr Kinbott: She’s a rockstar. Three women at work gave me her name.

Tyler: Three women at work know I’m nuts?

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Bianca: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

Agnes: Knife to the throat?

Tyler: Gun to the back?

Wednesday: Poison in his cup?

Enid: You’re all horrible.

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Enid: Scenario: you pull a car over for speeding; you find out it’s your mother. How do you handle the situation?

Tyler: Well first I’d be like; “Mom? You’re alive? What the hell?”

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It feels relevant to repost this

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Xavier, at Tyler: If karma doesn’t kill you, I fucking will!

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Butterfly Effect

Lin Manuel Miranda picking up a book on vacation -> Me coming back to this blog after weeks away.

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Tyler: I relate to a blender because I too scream while I do my job.

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Tyler: If only I could make her see, if I was given the choice of telling her the truth or sticking knives into my eyes.

Tyler: I'd pick the knives

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Laurel: For the record, I did not expect this

Laurel: I really thought that it would be a harder sell

Laurel: I came up with this plan at 4 a.m. on Interstate 10

Laurel: How was I to know that it would work so well?

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Tyler: And just as all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany.

*figures out he is the Hyde*

Tyler: I’m going to throw myself into the sea.

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Enid: Wednesday Addams fan club? Wednesday Addams fan club?

Xavier: *nods*

Tyler: Only if it’s a secret Wednesday Addams fan club.

Bianca: It’s not a secret.

Yoko: We’re going to tell everyone.

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Sheriff: Someone once said “When you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.”

Sheriff: But that’s bullshit.

Sheriff: I love what I do but let me tell you something

*flashback to the entire plot of Wednesday*

Sheriff: I’ve worked some days.