#source: basement yard

[projectquotemary]

Adrian: What was the stupidest thing you two ever did together?

Rocky: We hooked up once when we-

Grace: No we didn’t, no we didn’t. Also how dare you, what if we did hook up and you’re going to say that was the stupidest thing we’ve ever done, you jerk.

Rocky, sarcastically: Oh, sorry.

[sayssnape]

*after snape insults him*

sirius: severus snape, i’m going to fuck you.

snape:

sirius: up! i meant i’m going to fuck you up.

[theincorrectlongwalk]

Harkness, for his book: What’s the stupidest thing you two ever did together?

Collie: We hooked up once-

Barkovitch: No we didn’t, no we didn’t. Also how dare you, what if we did hook up and you’re going to say that was the stupidest thing we’ve ever done, you bitch!

Collie, sarcastically: Oh sorry.

[incorrect-thunderbolts-quotes]

Bob: Anytime I would do the laundry growing up, I would watch the water fill it up and I’d imagine there were little people on my clothes and then when the water came and got them they’d drown.

Yelena: … What?

[incorrect-losers]

Ben: You can call me a lot of things, dumb ain’t one of them

Eddie: What can I call you?

Ben: Fucking idiot, fat

Eddie: …I thought that was gonna be something else coming out of your mouth

Ben: Fat bitch?

Eddie: No, I thought there was gonna be a “g” in the end of that and I was like woahhh

Ben: Ohh no I would never do that

Ben: fatg? OH I GOT IT

Eddie & Ben: *laughing*

Ben: I was like what the- what’s fatg?

[starwarstrashy88]

Tech: *holding up an banana* This is a banana

Wrecker: Mmhmm

Tech: *pointing to the top and bottom of the banana* This is the top and this is the bottom

Wrecker: Technically that’s actually the opposite, but okay go ahead

Tech:….already you’ve pissed me off

Wrecker: *chuckling* Okay

Tech: Where do you open this thing?

Wrecker: Traditionally-

Tech: Don’t! Where do you open it?!

Wrecker: If I’m in the mood for like- I’m reckless I gotta go quick bababa I don’t care- I open it from the stem

Tech: *pointing at the stem* This thing?

Wrecker: Yes, but I’ve learned that monkeys open it the opposite way and there’s none of those stringy things that everybody hates in there

Tech: Cool, let me ask you a question

Wrecker: Mmhmm

Tech: You a monkey?

Wrecker: *wheeze*

[incorrectwednesday]

Pugsley: Anytime I would do the laundry growing up, I would watch the water fill it up and I’d imagine there were little people on my clothes and then when the water came and got them they’d drown.

Eugene: What?

[zutarablutara]

Sokka: *starting a story* my dad used to do this trick when we were younger where he’d be like…

Zuko: where he’d say like “I love you” and then not?

Sokka:

Zuko: ‘cause my dad did the same trick