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Cassandra: I work my ass off for everything I get, and you just show up and sail through?!

Lucifer: You remind me of my friend, Ammy. She's also a little bitch about everything.

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #cassandra igarashi #lucifer #source: american dad

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Baphomet: Hey, Ananke. I can't help but notice there are only two graves dug here, yet there are five of us.

Ananke: Obviously, you will have to share.

Baphomet: Yes, but I think I speak for the group when I say, who share with who?

Cassandra: I am not going with Amaterasu.

Amaterasu: Why do you hurt me?

Morrigan: Considering that Baphomet and I are the lone couple in the group, I think it's only fair that we have our own grave.

Persephone: Excuse me? After all we've been through, I've earned the right to rest beside Baph just as much as you, Morrigan.

Cassandra: If nobody wants to take Laura, I'll take her. Amaterasu, you go with those two.

Persephone: I am no one's charity case! I demand to dig my own grave.

Baphomet: Hey, Ananke. I can't help but notice there are only two graves dug here, yet there are five of us.

Ananke: Obviously, you will have to share.

Baphomet: Yes, but I think I speak for the group when I say, who share with who?

Cassandra: I am not going with Amaterasu.

Amaterasu: Why do you hurt me?

Morrigan: Considering that Baphomet and I are the lone couple in the group, I think it's only fair that we have our own grave.

Persephone: Excuse me? After all we've been through, I've earned the right to rest beside Baph just as much as you, Morrigan.

Cassandra: If nobody wants to take Laura, I'll take her. Amaterasu, you go with those two.

Persephone: I am no one's charity case! I demand to dig my own grave.

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #source: psych #baphomet #ananke #cassandra igarashi #amaterasu #morrigan #persephone

Laura: Have you never been to a therapist?

Cassandra: Only once. He told me "I only hear what I want to." And then he told me a bunch of stuff I didn't want to hear.

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #cassandra igarashi #laura wilson #source: only murders in the building

I'm not a bad guy! I just have a bad personality!

- Baphomet, probably

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #baphomet #source: fleabag

Ananke: Are you married?

Cassandra: No.

Ananke: You ever been married?

Cassandra: No.

Ananke: You don't strike me as someone who'd enjoy it.

Cassandra: Thank you.

Ananke: I meant that as a compliment.

Cassandra: I took it as one.

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #cassandra igarashi #ananke #source: the residence

Baal: Everything okay with Sakhmet?

Persephone: Yeah, she fell asleep five minutes after I locked her in, and she hasn’t moved in the past ten hours. She talks in her sleep.

Sakhmet, dreaming: I’m gonna rip your head off. I’m gonna rip your damn head off, Grandma.

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #baal #persephone #sakhmet #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Lucifer, talking about Amaterasu: I mean, yeah, she's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching her walk around pretending like she's not.

#canon

Baphomet: I’m glad you all could be here to commemorate the worst day of my life. Morrigan: No, I thought the worst day of your life was when you didn’t get pulled on stage at that MCR concert. Persephone: Or when your mom substitute taught your sex-ed class. Dionysus: What about the day I made you stop talking to the little flaming head version of yourself? Cassandra: I thought the worst day was the day you got that haircut that you currently have right now. Baphomet: Remember that time when I got my shirt caught – wait a minute, why am I participating in this?!

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #baphomet #morrigan #persephone #dionysus #cassandra igarashi #source: tumblr

Persephone: What are you doing here, Minerva?

Minerva: Enjoying my total lack of adult supervision. I just ate fruit roll-ups for dinner - at a strip club.

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #persephone #minerva #source: 30 rock

Neptune: You don't even like the ocean, do you?!

Set: I hate the ocean. It's for tools.

Neptune: The ocean is awesome and for winners! You're the tool!

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #neptune #set #wicdiv 1923 #source: 30 rock

Persephone: I've made the biggest mistake of my life.

Amaterasu: I've never made a mistake, so I dont know how that feels. But I'm here for you.

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #persephone #amaterasu #source: 30 rock

Woden: Hey! What the hell?! You guys formed an alliance without me?

Persephone: Yeah. You with Ananke?

Woden: Well, not if I can be with you!

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #woden #persephone #source: community

Laura: Ugh. I can't believe you live nearby and you won't let anyone crash at your place.

Cassandra: You people already know too much about me.

Laura: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #cassandra igarashi #laura wilson #source: brooklyn nine nine

Cassandra after Amaterasu threatens her: The day we always feared is finally here. Amaterasu has grown a spine.

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #Cassandra igarashi #source: ghosts

Persephone: 11-year-old me would think the current me is insane. Baphomet: She'd be right. Baphomet: 11-year-old me would call the current me a slur.

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #persephone #baphomet #source: tumblr

Ananke: I'm 50% fashion, 70 percent skills, and 80% murder.

Woden: that's 200%.

Ananke: that's right. I'm twice the man you'll ever be.

#wicdiv #the wicked + the divine #ananke #woden #source: unknown

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