Some Haters Have Autocorrect

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Baphomet: Hey, Ananke. I can't help but notice there are only two graves dug here, yet there are five of us.

Ananke: Obviously, you will have to share.

Baphomet: Yes, but I think I speak for the group when I say, who share with who?

Cassandra: I am not going with Amaterasu.

Amaterasu: Why do you hurt me?

Morrigan: Considering that Baphomet and I are the lone couple in the group, I think it's only fair that we have our own grave.

Persephone: Excuse me? After all we've been through, I've earned the right to rest beside Baph just as much as you, Morrigan.

Cassandra: If nobody wants to take Laura, I'll take her. Amaterasu, you go with those two.

Persephone: I am no one's charity case! I demand to dig my own grave.

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Baphomet: Hey, Ananke. I can't help but notice there are only two graves dug here, yet there are five of us.

Ananke: Obviously, you will have to share.

Baphomet: Yes, but I think I speak for the group when I say, who share with who?

Cassandra: I am not going with Amaterasu.

Amaterasu: Why do you hurt me?

Morrigan: Considering that Baphomet and I are the lone couple in the group, I think it's only fair that we have our own grave.

Persephone: Excuse me? After all we've been through, I've earned the right to rest beside Baph just as much as you, Morrigan.

Cassandra: If nobody wants to take Laura, I'll take her. Amaterasu, you go with those two.

Persephone: I am no one's charity case! I demand to dig my own grave.

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Laura: Have you never been to a therapist?

Cassandra: Only once. He told me "I only hear what I want to." And then he told me a bunch of stuff I didn't want to hear.

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I'm not a bad guy! I just have a bad personality!

- Baphomet, probably

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Ananke: Are you married?

Cassandra: No.

Ananke: You ever been married?

Cassandra: No.

Ananke: You don't strike me as someone who'd enjoy it.

Cassandra: Thank you.

Ananke: I meant that as a compliment.

Cassandra: I took it as one.

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Baal: Everything okay with Sakhmet?

Persephone: Yeah, she fell asleep five minutes after I locked her in, and she hasn’t moved in the past ten hours. She talks in her sleep.

Sakhmet, dreaming: I’m gonna rip your head off. I’m gonna rip your damn head off, Grandma.

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Lucifer, talking about Amaterasu: I mean, yeah, she's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching her walk around pretending like she's not.

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Baphomet: I’m glad you all could be here to commemorate the worst day of my life. Morrigan: No, I thought the worst day of your life was when you didn’t get pulled on stage at that MCR concert. Persephone: Or when your mom substitute taught your sex-ed class. Dionysus: What about the day I made you stop talking to the little flaming head version of yourself? Cassandra: I thought the worst day was the day you got that haircut that you currently have right now. Baphomet: Remember that time when I got my shirt caught – wait a minute, why am I participating in this?!

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Persephone: What are you doing here, Minerva?

Minerva: Enjoying my total lack of adult supervision. I just ate fruit roll-ups for dinner - at a strip club.

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Neptune: You don't even like the ocean, do you?!

Set: I hate the ocean. It's for tools.

Neptune: The ocean is awesome and for winners! You're the tool!

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Persephone: I've made the biggest mistake of my life.

Amaterasu: I've never made a mistake, so I dont know how that feels. But I'm here for you.

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Woden: Hey! What the hell?! You guys formed an alliance without me?

Persephone: Yeah. You with Ananke?

Woden: Well, not if I can be with you!

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Laura: Ugh. I can't believe you live nearby and you won't let anyone crash at your place.

Cassandra: You people already know too much about me.

Laura: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

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Cassandra after Amaterasu threatens her: The day we always feared is finally here. Amaterasu has grown a spine.

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Persephone: 11-year-old me would think the current me is insane. Baphomet: She'd be right. Baphomet: 11-year-old me would call the current me a slur.

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Ananke: I'm 50% fashion, 70 percent skills, and 80% murder.

Woden: that's 200%.

Ananke: that's right. I'm twice the man you'll ever be.

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Ananke to Tara: I'm going to be constructive here: you should kill yourself.