Wings At The Speed Of Meme

Just picture them all high when you read these 👐 Submit some quotes please I only have so many brain cells (and include the source if you can)

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made entirely from my brain, google images, and my third grade-level photoshop skills, i present to you all: wings valentines for your enjoyment and personal use!

if you use these in anything, tag me! i’d love to see exactly what you’ve done with these!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

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I KNOW I KNOW I HAVENT UPDATED IN FOREVER IM SORRY BUT HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

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Linda: You know, Paul, I'm glad that we're just keeping this anniversary simple this year.

Paul: Haha, me too! *frantically waves off marching band*

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made entirely from my brain, google images, and my third grade-level photoshop skills, i present to you all: wings valentines for your enjoyment and personal use!

if you use these in anything, tag me! i’d love to see exactly what you’ve done with these!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Linda: happy new year's eve babe

Paul: happy new year's eve to you too, love

Paul and Linda: *kissing*

Heather, wearing a party hat and eating birthday cake: ew gross mom dad why do you have to do this in front of me on my BIRTHDAY

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My 2018 Tumblr Top 10

1). 454 notes - 20 August 2018

Music Critics: Okay, educate us now why Linda has to be in your band. Paul: You don’t have all the facts. Music Critics: Which...

2). 403 notes - 28 October 2018

Paul McCartney and his dog Martha (1968)

3). 210 notes - 22 September 2018

Linda: babe? happy one year.  Paul: Paul: Paul: Paul: I'm twenty sev-

4). 199 notes - 07 October 2018

Paul: LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS! Paul: not you Linda, you're an angel and I'm delighted you're here.

5). 197 notes - 24 September 2018

Linda: Now, here's Paul with the weather Paul, holding up his and Linda's eldest child: I thought you said "Heather"

6). 167 notes - 25 September 2018

Linda: *does anything* Paul:

7). 157 notes - 16 August 2018

Kidnapper, on the phone: We have your son. Linda: *looks at James playing 2 feet away from her* No you don't, he's right...

8). 146 notes - 12 August 2018

Linda: What do you normally do while I’m gone? Paul: *tearing up* Wait for you to get back.

9). 134 notes - 24 September 2018

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDA!!!!! 💕🎂🎉🎁🎈🎊👐

10). 124 notes - 01 November 2018

Linda: What should I be for Halloween this year? Paul: My girlfriend ;) Linda: Linda: Paul we’ve been married for three years

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Today’s Paul McCartney of the day is:

mary chrysler

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help her

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Paul and Linda: *standing in a doorway and looking up*

Paul: oh no, mistletoe! ;)

Linda: well, I guess you know what that means ;)

Paul and Linda: *start making out*

Denny: this is the fifth time you've done this today did you guys decorate the studio for this specific purpose

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Paul: *holding piece of paper in front of him* this is my list of what I want for Christmas

Paul: *clearing throat* aheM

Paul: *reading list* twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping, nine la-

Paul: wait shoot that's my list of what I'm getting Linda

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McCartney kids: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Paul: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Linda, driving: WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME

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Denny: It hurts my Denny’s apple

Linda: For the last time, it is not named after each individual man

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Denny: Hey, Geoff, what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes daytrogen.

Geoff: I’m going to bed.

Paul: Good nitrogen.

Linda: Sleep tightrogen.

Jimmy: Don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen.

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Denny Laine: what time is it?

Paul McCartney: I dunno, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Paul: *BLASTS the saxophone*

Denny Seiwell: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING

Paul: It’s 2 am

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I’m the cool dad, that’s my thang.

Paul at some point

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Linda: Okay, please, I am just asking you, please, the band’s gonna be staying here for Christmas. Overnight. Could we PLEASE not run naked down the hall singing “Wonderful Christmastime”?

Linda: *stares at Paul* I’m looking at you.

Paul: I only do it because people have come to expect it.

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'Linda' spelled backwards is 'Adnil', which translates to 'perfection' in a language I just made up.

paul, probably

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hey

heY

hEY

Listen, I know a lot of y'all might be leaving tumblr but I don’t think this blog is going anywhere. I’m gathering quotes as we speak, actually. What I wanna know is how many of you would still be here to see it

(Basically hi I’m still here I hope you didn’t forget meeeeeee, and I hope you won’t abondon me either)

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Linda: *comes home and sees Paul wrapped up in Christmas lights* Um, honey, what are you doing?

Paul: Hey, Lin. Want some Christmas cheer?

Linda: You’re tangled in the lights, aren’t you?

Paul: Help.