Incorrect Winx Quotes

In which I use an unoriginal idea because hey, who needs originality?

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Helia: What’s the dumbest thing you thought as a child?

Roxy: That Bloom couldn’t tell me what to do after I turned 18.

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Brandon: I didn’t want to do this but I know a way we can get the money.

Riven: I guess you’d make a decent prostitute.

Brandon: Okay, look at me. I’d make an amazing prostitute. But I was actually talking about this guy I know.

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“Musa makes the bass drop... in my heart.”

—Riven, at some point, probably.

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Roxy: Hey Sky, can I get some dating advice?

Sky: Just because I’m in a relationship with Bloom doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Layla [looking around]: Where is my fucking bat?

Flora [panicked]: Layla, Miele is here. Why don’t you say it a bit nicer?

Layla: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking bat?

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Stella: Hey Tecna, can I give you some advice?

Tecna: No.

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“Honestly I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic.”

—Bloom, at some point, probably

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Stella: We have fun, don’t we Helia?

Helia: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Musa: Riven has a good heart.

Stella: Yeah, I’ve noticed you staring at his “good heart”.

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“I’ve known you both for the last ten years and it has been a pleasure to watch your distracting, childish rivalry evolve into a distracing, childish courtship and now into what I’m sure will be a distracting, childish marriage.”

—Tecna at Nabu and Layla’s wedding

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Stella: Helia, have you ever been mistaken for a female?

Helia: No, have you?

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“I’m so stressed out right now. Did Sky even consider how this baby would affect my life?”

—Brandon during Bloom’s pregnancy

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Stella: Why so bad things keep happening to me? It’s like I have bad luck or something.

Tecna: You don’t have bad luck Stella. You’re just stupid.

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“Look, if this works, we won’t get caught. If it doesn’t work, we won’t get old. It’s a win-win situation.”

-Bloom, at some point, probably

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“Flora, don’t worry. It’s just a nosebleed. It’s perfectly normal. I get them all the time when I’m punched in the face.”

-Layla, at one point, probably.

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Flora: Riven would throw himself in front of a car for you.

Musa: I’ve seen him stab himself for fun, you haven’t set the standard very high.

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Layla: I disagree.

Griselda: You usually do.