Incorrect Witcher™️

Would kill for Jaskier // 21 🏳️‍🌈

[teenvengeance]

“Ancient One” (The Witcher)

IG: @/designsbyjakob

[incorrectwitcher]

Barkeep, staring at Ciri as she singlehandedly drags Jaskier and Geralt up to their rooms at the inn: you’re very mature for your age

Ciri: thanks it’s the trauma

[patroclusdefencesquad]

geralt : you are an annoying bard and I am an emotionless witcher, there is no way we can ever work

jaskier : okay but have you considered the fact that I am cute

geralt : understandable where do I sign

[catsdailyshitposts]

Jaskier: I win

Geralt: I'm literally pinning you down

Jaskier: I know :)

[anya-chalotra]

I FEEL SOMETHING OUT THERE WAITS FOR YOU. SOMETHING MORE.

[its-ineffable-bitch]

Jaskier: Yennefer is homophobic

Geralt: Elaborate

Jaskier: I'm gay and she's inconveniencing me

[catsdailyshitposts]

Ciri: I wish I had the ability to make guys uncomfortable

Yennefer: Holding a knife to their neck usually works for me

Jaskier: As a guy, I can confirm that this makes me uncomfortable

[anya-chalotra]

So that’s all life is to you? Monsters and money? It’s all it needs to be.

[incorrectwitcher]

Jaskier: here hold this for me

Geralt:

Geralt: jaskier this is your hand

[this-is-a-job-for-vesemir]

Jaskier: Okay, so, are we fighting or are we flirting? Because I’m getting mixed signals here

Geralt: My hands are literally inches away from your throat right now

Jaskier: That doesn’t answer my question

[incorrectwitcher]

My Geralt inspired medieval twink look and I regret nothing

[incorrectwitcher]

Okay but consider this:

Geralt with a nose ring

[yazuminkelei]

joey batey really stepped onto the witcher set and said “i’m going to give the gays everything they want”

[largishcat]

okay but why must a tv show “make sense” or “have a coherent timeline”? is it not enough for henry cavill to fight monsters, sluttily?

[incorrectwitcher]

Yennefer:

Geralt: i’m not scared of you. none of us are.

Jaskier: i kinda am.

Geralt: shut up Jaskier

[incorrectwitcher]

Jaskier: I’m under stress, I’m under pressure...

Jaskier: the only thing i'm NOT under is Geralt which is a damn shame honestly.

[incorrectwitcher]

Geralt: so you like bad boys huh? Luckily for you, I’m bad at everything